is the monkey opining in feb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DoDgY_DoZeN]

does any1 no if the monkey is suppost 2 be opining in feb or is it just rumors

[Banny]

yeah mate u going

[Banny]

free entry as well !

[WiLkO]

i think i'd wet me pants if it opened again...
i never got 2 go :(

[Banny]

im on the mic am selling shout outs so if ya want 1 see us before i get on

[MATTY-S]

Oh Dear Lol No Mate It Isnt

[SPANISH DAVE!]

SOMEONE IS MAKING A MUG OUT OV ME AND I HAVNT GOT A CLUE!!

WELL SAID

[Deejayy]

i think i'd wet me pants if it opened again...
i never got 2 go :(

there will always be something missing from ur life...:8856:

[Anth Winship]

Its a eskimo from the north poll and his 4 year old son running it it costs an ice cube to gt in

[WiLkO]

there will always be something missing from ur life...:8856:

exactly...call meself a raver...:335:
a feel incomplete...

even fkin jason hairpiece went there....:349:

[- DICKA -]

Haha Sum1s Just Had Ur Life

[Deejayy]

there are rumours flying about tho, not gunna start anything but ''people' r sayin it cud be opening again... but they did say it wud never be used for entertainment again, so its unlikely.

[*Gemz*]

Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Banny]

hahaha

[WiLkO]

cnt blame the lad tho for being quick 2 believe it, bet ya were buzzin wen ya m8s told ya???

i wudda been if a lived up tht way....
from wot av read on here and heard from ppl tho obvos is no more...:335:

[JoelDj]

Oh My God

[trippyjohn]

yeah its opening elvis is b2b with techno-t jesus and moses on the dex

[CharlieHopex]

LOL i actully got told summit about this aswell very much doubt it like would litrally be a miricale if it did hahaha

[DoDgY_DoZeN]

ad be buzzin off me nut if it is rytsssssss

[FAYE MAC]

Place Will Never Reopen I Dont Think Likeeeeeeeeee

[JENKINS!]

does any1 no if the monkey is suppost 2 be opining in feb or is it just rumors

is tht a real mic in your hand, or a piece ov paper rolled up

[Marley Testo]

orr yer wud be unreal if it did open once again like haha

[DoDgY_DoZeN]

surge told es wen a was up his lyk sounded serious annal

[LiL-K]

exactly...call meself a raver...:335:
a feel incomplete...

even fkin jason hairpiece went there....:349:

same here wilko, ya not the only one i never went either :335:

[WiLkO]

surge told es wen a was up his lyk sounded serious annal

hahahaha by any chance was he on a large amount of narcotics?

[lee tobin]

yeah get yourself down, am not going like... washing me hair or summet!

[JENKINS!]

surge told es wen a was up his lyk sounded serious annal

hahahahahahahaha :8856:

[DoDgY_DoZeN]

haha aye it is a mic...just notice that it luks lyk a bit of rolled up paper

[xJodi_Leax]

Ee Bloody Hell Rumours Eh !
If It Did ( Very Very Veryy Unlikely ) It Wudnt Be The Same Any Way I Dont Rekon Imo Lol

[Anth Winship]

Dont think the neighbours hu live round it would be best pleased they tried for 4 years to get it shut down!

[*Gemz*]

Oh Lord

[katiepie]

here man my taxi's already bookd!!

PYLON SON GET YA COAT ITS BEEN DISPATCHED!!!

[*Sarah-Louise*]

wev got a live oneeeee

[Amanda]

aww what i wud do for one last night in tht place... 2 mong out in the corner just have all the usual ppl there :( gud old daysssss!

[DoDgY_DoZeN]

he cum in gaddass's lyk all shook up about the week end and wen he was dwn hpool doin the radio set

[Banny]

be mad if it did wud never happen tho

[Dj-Robbo]

yep ad lv for the place to open bk up ad be there every week without fail knowin tht it cud shut any time ha

[Sumit Mad]

we laugh but if a never came on here a wudnt have any way of knowin rly, n ya always hear stupid rumours so ya never know whats true n what isnt without askin

[Che]

liesss vicious liessss

[DoDgY_DoZeN]

mad as fuk

[DoDgY_DoZeN]

a hope it opens lyk. even jst once, so a rok the dancefloor 1 last tym

[JoelDj]

Some One Shoot Me

[GAZ EVOLUTION]

aww what i wud do for one last night in tht place... 2 mong out in the corner just have all the usual ppl there :( gud old daysssss!

ayee , mad old wifey harrasing ya on a come down ont he metro on they way home n tht , ready to bat her allowa

[LEEEE]

same here wilko, ya not the only one i never went either :335:

WAS UNREALLLLL U MISSSSED OUT HAHAA:1498:

[GAZ EVOLUTION]

ryts , k n wilko miised out

losers

[BECKA*WARD]

i wish

[Amanda]

ayee , mad old wifey harrasing ya on a come down ont he metro on they way home n tht , ready to bat her allowa

aww i no gav tht was class.. she had mine and ur head confused 2 fuk hahahahahahaha bless our little confused brains tht morning.. she made me wana cry

[DJ-BLAST]

This Is Exactly What I Said Will Happen When I Found Out, Very Much Doubt It Will But Ya Never No

[Amanda]

WAS UNREALLLLL U MISSSSED OUT HAHAA:1498:

leee tht night i first met u how mad was tht nightu rollin about the floor me knockin sum serious guerns out hahahaha

[BURN-E]

r fukin hel ya see what rumours do hahaha


yas ul get is excited man some fuka delete this

[SURGE]

What av been told sounds like it could happen like nd a wasnt told by sum1 who would talk shite if yanah what a mean.. cant really say on here like but we'll just wait n see...

[JAMESY]

this is about as likely too happen as a new tazo ace b2b set :rolleyes:

[GAZ EVOLUTION]

aww i no gav tht was class.. she had mine and ur head confused 2 fuk hahahahahahaha bless our little confused brains tht morning.. she made me wana cry

haha me n yee wer ejus laffin at eachother confused to fuk , didnt na wt to d mee , was either ganna pounce or run awya screaming , ya mind goes all funny wen yav got sum old woman nudgin ya n tht wen ya rekt calling u a nughty boy for taking drugs hahahahah

didnt na wt to do with me self me

[browny ov darlo]

im gettin excited about this like haha

[kicky crowbar]

Dont Kno How They Cud Ever Manage To Open The Monkey Back Up In That Buildin Again Tbh.. Theyve Already Used Every Loophole Possible To Keep It Open As Long As They Did Anyway Its Bein Used As A Storage Unit Aint It

[Amanda]

haha me n yee wer ejus laffin at eachother confused to fuk , didnt na wt to d mee , was either ganna pounce or run awya screaming , ya mind goes all funny wen yav got sum old woman nudgin ya n tht wen ya rekt calling u a nughty boy for taking drugs hahahahah

didnt na wt to do with me self me

hahahahaha a feltlike jumpin out the metro window she was makin me paranoid as fuk... aww god howfunny must our faces of been gav i wish sum1 had a video camera hahahaa

[DJ-DANE]

can't see it meself at all

[GAZ EVOLUTION]

hahahahaha a feltlike jumpin out the metro window she was makin me paranoid as fuk... aww god howfunny must our faces of been gav i wish sum1 had a video camera hahahaa

haha thank fuk they didnt , a wudnt b letting nee fuka watch it hahahaha

[>>carldjreload<<]

Proper Hope It Does But I Very Much Doubt It

[mc-retro]

i canit see it happening at all like, not a chance. but i have been told sumik about it so duno. wudnt build me hopes up tho

[DJ MICKY K]

sick of these...

[JAMSTERRR]

elvis will be in the buildingggggggggg

[GAZ EVOLUTION]

jermery beadles got power hour

[JAMSTERRR]

jermery beadles got power hour

herd ron jeremy was doing a porno in the chill out all monkey hangars welcome

[kicky crowbar]

jermery beadles got power hour

i am on power hour actually gonna kick me tash right off :7542:

[*SaRaH-KiRa*]

bee bop get readyy :7481:

[Amanda]

haha thank fuk they didnt , a wudnt b letting nee fuka watch it hahahaha

hahahaha wud be funny for us 2 watch tho hahahahaha

[*Niki~Summers*]

I wish it wud cos a never went lol a keep gwtting tortured for it haha

[BURN-E]

even if it did reopen its hardly gan 2 be the monkey lol that just wouldnt happen

[Steesh]

Hope it does like but a dont think it will.

Only went once like.

[mc-mayhem]

aye same neva got 2 gan n always wanted 2 but 2 young n stil amm haha:349:

[THE SAJ]

hahaha a very very much doubt it will be opening like, feel sorry for anyone who never went like

[WiLkO]

if the monkey opened back up and was rave every week again all nigher ad b kissing new marske good bye and moving 2 sunderland hahahaaaa

[jamiedee]

wish it opend just once more time so i could say ave been to the monkey but sadly it wil neva happen

[baldy]

if the monkey opened back up and was rave every week again all nigher ad b kissing new marske good bye and moving 2 sunderland hahahaaaa

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA:8856: :8856:

[STEPHEN!]

aye same neva got 2 gan n always wanted 2 but 2 young n stil amm haha:349:

it was 16+

[Katie Payne]

thes ne ponit in make threds about it when ya nar tht the buseies cum on ere durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lol n give me one gd resen y davey wud open it 4 free the frist neettt hahahaha u make me bloody lafff haha welllllllllllllllllllllll thets just say get your dancin shoes hahah nar man a hope it dus like sessionnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Omi]

as i sed wen a first got telt off sum idiot :P :P :P

wot a load ov shiteeeeeeeeeee haha

[Dj RoB ST]

rolling at people spreading da rumours, even if it did open it wud be shit. first night police down hassling everyone who goes in and closing it early, be same crack as darkside and the last weeks of the monkey, its impossible to do and get away with it. this site dont help. police arnt that daft that they dont check on here, this the first place they will look if they heard davey was opening a new place or the monkey back up

[ALERT]

its not just randoms spreadin the rumours tho its came from the monkey organisation but still just have to wait n see a wudnt of thought it wud ever open again

[SURGE]

its not just randoms spreadin the rumours tho its came from the monkey organisation but still just have to wait n see a wudnt of thought it wud ever open again

Exactly... :10001:

[DJ-ERUPTION]

Could Be A Chance Of It Openin If Someone Else Ran It Instead Of Davey Mal.

Dnt No About The Same Venue Like As Most Of U No They Says It Wont Be Used For Enterainment Again.

[LUKE<B>]

monkey till a dieeeee

[Slanty]

not that boverd if it opens agen any way at least a can say a whent once lyk unlike sum unluky ppl

[BURN-E]

wether or not the rumours r true are a lod of shit a think it would be best 2 delete this me, because as rob said the police arnt daft and thal read this site all the time and if teh rumours wer true it would only be givin them more time 2 come up with a plan of atak agains the place

[baldy]

wudnt be arsed at all if it did open me lyk

fair enough it was classed as the best rave goin at the time but it also gave the scene a bad name

not notice wenever ya listen 2 the music ppl always say rrr tht monkey shite

wether it opens up agen or not a wudnt go !

[BURN-E]

wudnt be arsed at all if it did open me lyk

fair enough it was classed as the best rave goin at the time but it also gave the scene a bad name

not notice wenever ya listen 2 the music ppl always say rrr tht monkey shite

wether it opens up agen or not a wudnt go !
nout to do with the club it self its the people in it tht caused the bother, n ya cant exaktly blame the drugs coz ther being taken in every rave, wasnt as strict as some clubs but if people can get drugs in 2 prisons they can get them in 2 clubs

if ther wasnt arseholes causin shit after it or what ever it wouldnt have such a bad rep

its the same in every rave ya always get the same crowd of tossas who spoil it 4 every 1 else thats there for a good time



bring back the monkey a say haha al shed a tear r 2 if a ever get 2 walk in ther with tunes on full pelt agian :7481:

[DJ LLOYDY]

nout to do with the club it self its the people in it tht caused the bother, n ya cant exaktly blame the drugs coz ther being taken in every rave, wasnt as strict as some clubs but if people can get drugs in 2 prisons they can get them in 2 clubs

if ther wasnt arseholes causin shit after it or what ever it wouldnt have such a bad rep

its the same in every rave ya always get the same crowd of tossas who spoil it 4 every 1 else thats there for a good time



bring back the monkey a say haha al shed a tear r 2 if a ever get 2 walk in ther with tunes on full pelt agian :7481:


couldnt ov put it better me self m8

[BURN-E]

:) a dont always talk shite

[DJ LLOYDY]

:) a dont always talk shite

so when u said u loved me were u talking shit haha :17167: :39:

[Dj-Robbo]

if it was to open again ad be there every week ha

ad love it if a cud go in again wit the tunes bangin n ace impulse on the mic to nun k ha

wud absolutely lv it

[dj deception]

Its Been Nearly 2 Years Thort Ppl Wud Of Got Over It By Now Lol

[ALERT]

People Have Got Over It But When The Monkey Bosses Start Sayin There Opening It Back Up Cant Blame People For Wantin To Know The Crack

[BURN-E]

ana alert

there all pissin on me dreams the cunts haha

[mc-retro]

i think ive got more chance of wining the lottery 3 weeks in a row than they hav of opening that back up like. i'd be buzzin if they did tho. get off me face and do a rolley polley across the dancefloor to celebrate ha ha

[*SaRaH-KiRa*]

owf u will get dirty

[BURN-E]

i think ive got more chance of wining the lottery 3 weeks in a row than they hav of opening that back up like. i'd be buzzin if they did tho. get off me face and do a rolley polley across the dancefloor to celebrate ha ha
al join ya m8 wal do a circus act

[Mc Blazin]

u cud count me in as well burn-e ... haha ...

[BURN-E]

haah ryts

[DJ HUTTER]

wot is actually the crack bout this lyk cos tbh am buzzin of the thort that its gona open agen but dnt wanna get me hopes up lol is ther any1 wif sum crack thats true lol

[ALERT]

According To The Echo Its Opening As A Kids Play Area And The Echo Is Always Right Eh Haha

[Sumit Mad]

That'll last ne longer than the monkeys return from closure!!!

[ALERT]

Cant See Anything Else Lasting Long At That Building Who Wud Wanna Go To Pallion For Out Apart From An Allnight Rave

[Sumit Mad]

Cant See Anything Else Lasting Long At That Building Who Wud Wanna Go To Pallion For Out Apart From An Allnight Rave

Exactly, makes is laugh how the only people who paid to go to pallion were on drugs :p haha!

[aidenpiper]

the papers talked shit the last time sayin it wasnt openin n all tht n it did so they mite just be doin it agen ya never now hahaaa

[BURN-E]

the echo does talk shite like, they we sayin loads of daft shite b 4sayin clubs doors stay closed even tho we wer all in ther ravin about all night haha

they just post what the old farts locally want 2 here, a bet ya ther life wasnt half as bad as they made out like just like a good old moan a rekon

thal be getin the stadium of light shut down next haha

[hobbs]

There Is No Chance It Will Ever Open At The Pallion Ever Age
Dnt Get Ppls Hopes Up :17432:

[STEPHEN!]

bet if we didnt say out yad get crettins sayin roll on ,

blast ect...

[hobbs]

There Is No Chance It Will Ever Open At The Pallion Ever Agen
Dnt Get Ppls Hopes Up :17432:

[CHEZNEY]

bet if we didnt say out yad get crettins sayin roll on ,

blast ect...

haha love it

[Joedjremod]

cant ever see this openeen agen to be truthfull

[Dj Logic]

aye i cant be seein that openin agen lyk all the trouble they had there.

[BURN-E]

Got Hav A Litte Faith Little Faith

[D]

Burny Cant Let This Thread Die

Its Not Gonna Open Accept It

[BURN-E]

Burny Cant Let This Thread Die

Its Not Gonna Open Accept It

LOL ANA ITS NOT :(

[BURN-E]

P.S ... RETARD :p

[D]

P.S ... RETARD :p

:1498: :582:

[ALERT]

The 16th Feb Is When Ill Officially Give Up Hope Haa

[BURN-E]

Al Always Have Faith


Av Been Prayin 4 Almost 2 Years Now,

Allah Will Here My Wishes 1 Day

[*SaRaH-KiRa*]

new monkey mafiaaaaaaaaaa

were the fuck r yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[BURN-E]

new monkey mafiaaaaaaaaaa

were the fuck r yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

thers just me left am afraid

[*SaRaH-KiRa*]

:7542: :7542: :7542:

[dani-lee]

Its a eskimo from the north poll and his 4 year old son running it it costs an ice cube to gt in



THT WASNT EVEN FUNNY

[Joedjremod]

haha that was a bad crack like

[H-A-Z-Z-A]

haha that was a bad crack like

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/whocares2.jpg

[DJ LLOYDY]

thers just me left am afraid

am monkey till i die me burny son haha :17167:

[BURN-E]

yes and wor lloyd here


how did a 4 get lol

[DJ LLOYDY]

yes and wor lloyd here


how did a 4 get lol

anar m8 am shocked how u forgot is like :335:

[STEPHEN!]

cant w8 for sat leavin klubbed out early

[DJ LLOYDY]

cant w8 for sat leavin klubbed out early

whats happenin on sat like m8

[kicky crowbar]

the monkeys opening

[DJ LLOYDY]

the monkeys opening

excuse me :9457:

[maj]

aye it is, in march.

[o_x_o]

a herd that n all like

[LUKE<B>]

wheres every1 hearin that its openin from any1 got any solod evidence

[DJ LLOYDY]

wheres every1 hearin that its openin from any1 got any solod evidence

ii anar that lol i want it to open more than the next person but i need proof b4 a start jumping for joy lol :1498:

[STEPHEN!]

whats happenin on sat like m8

Monkey sessions

[DJ LLOYDY]

Monkey sessions

evidance m8 where is this info cummin from

[*SaRaH-KiRa*]

blahhhhh

[SURGE]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/191/tnmopenbl2.png

[STEPHEN!]

erm me next door neighbours aunties friends dog walkers doctors nieces bus driver who gave some kid that knows sum1 that knows some one who is related to a well known by by marriage or something told me m8

[HEWDOG]

roll on the monkey seshions 2mora

[maj]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/191/tnmopenbl2.png

thats all the proof we need

it was on a bill board in pallion last week sometime

its official!

[<<kerrymac>>]

hahahaha

[mrs_newcastle]

omg is this true? i moved to newcastle 2 years ago and died cos i have never been to the new monkey. im SO there. please give info if anyone knows!!

[<<kerrymac>>]

yeah its on 2moro

[mrs_newcastle]

OH WOW. then every saturday after?

[<<kerrymac>>]

yeppp

[DJ_PHELAN]

10 - 7

its opposit the fruit stall now so the police carnt see whats goin on

[mrs_newcastle]

ok, so ia sked a few ppl to come. BUT apparently no-one will haha! i said it cant be that bad...i got some funny looks :S wots with that? is it really that bad?

[LEEEE]

Pitsssssssssssssssssssssssssss !!

[mrs_newcastle]

wots the min and max age?

[D]

16-17

[CHRISSY !]

OH WOW. then every saturday after?

:8856: :8856: :8856: :8856:

[LEEEE]

wots the min and max age?

14-HOW EVA OLD OLDMAN SEAGUL IS

[SKOTT--]

ok, so ia sked a few ppl to come. BUT apparently no-one will haha! i said it cant be that bad...i got some funny looks :S wots with that? is it really that bad?

:8856: :8856: :8856: :8856:

[<<kerrymac>>]

hahaahha

[mrs_newcastle]

haha okay. so 16-17...? that bloody counts me out then :(

[<<kerrymac>>]

its 16 upwardsssss

[Dj Logic]

i deffo cant see this openin agen

[mrs_newcastle]

ahh i see.

thats kool.

so wots the worst that can happen in the new monkey. i hear too many bad things haha! it really cant be that bad, surely.

[CHRISSY !]

hhaahaaaaaaaa :8856:

[D]

u could catch clamidia off touching the walls

[LEEEE]

Unless Uve Already Got It

[mrs_newcastle]

lmao. :D im sure. :D

[mrs_newcastle]

basically, am i gonna be surrounded by kids pilled off thier heads?

[D]

pensioners aswell

[mrs_newcastle]

oh dear

[CHRISSY !]

oh dear

u goin like ? :)

[kicky crowbar]

hahaha madness

[mrs_newcastle]

haha i may indulge in a spot of raving with the local rouges haha!!

only problem..everyones too scared! hahahahahahaha.

**eee i nearly pissed mesel ther**

[CHRISSY !]

:8856: :8856: :8856: :8856: :8856:

[<<kerrymac>>]

creesd

[mrs_newcastle]

CHRISSY! ...

Wots with the pointing ----- >

haha. :D

[CHRISSY !]

no comment haha

[mrs_newcastle]

oh :( how unfortunate

[2007-jak-2007]

Hahaha Creased

[mrs_newcastle]

again..

yawn. very bored of this now.

NEXT.

the new monkey consists or DID consist of nothing but good music. and that will always be the same weather it opens again or not. the poeple will always be the same and so will the djs and emcees.

[DJ LLOYDY]

ere whats the score then isit open or not

[kicky crowbar]

aye its open tonight

[DJ LLOYDY]

aye its open tonight

u going

[kicky crowbar]

skint mate

[BURN-E]

was unreal last nyt like

[SKOTT--]

:8856: :8856: :8856: :8856: :8856:

[DJ_PHELAN]

CHRISSY! ...

Wots with the pointing ----- >

haha. :D

WTS WITH YEE NERLY PISSIN YISEL BED WETTER

[kicky crowbar]

heard it was class last neet like sposed to been empty tho cos nee 1 thought it was on

[mrs_newcastle]

my sheets are clean :D

[CHRISSY !]

hahahahaa

[BURN-E]

heard it was class last neet like sposed to been empty tho cos nee 1 thought it was on


it was lol

am still gurnin me tits of now haha

[DJ LLOYDY]

it was lol

am still gurnin me tits of now haha

who was on like

[BURN-E]

who was on like

just me steve m8 a broke in n played a 30 second clip of funny melody all nyt


haha ner man it wasnt on m8, wish it was

[DJ LLOYDY]

just me steve m8 a broke in n played a 30 second clip of funny melody all nyt


haha ner man it wasnt on m8, wish it was

shounds like a bangin night been load as fuck aswell haha

[BURN-E]

haha it was m8 :)

[SKOTT--]

your avator man aahahhahaa

[melon]

hahaha ill at this thread

[BADLAD]

i went once me like a fukin loved it ...it was 2 weeks before it got raided how lucky

[Dj Stevo]

i went once me like a fukin loved it ...it was 2 weeks before it got raided how lucky

ayee same ere, av bin the once like, couple ov year bk like lol boxng day 05