Mam For Sale

[nathazovblyth]

anyone interested ina 38 year old tart very useful arund the house does wot ever ya tell her too.she has a wide range of skills can cook clean even drive a car . reasons for my sale she is anoying plus her breath stinks .
starting bid is one pence coz thats all she is worth. happy bidding :)

[KAYLEY*S]

aye al buy to use as a cleaner, she can live in my garage, al giv ye me address in a pm n ye can post her then al send ye the penny

[nathazovblyth]

if a sell her to ya can i come and live there as well coz ur gorgeaus ;)

[Chilly_86]

Am jus bout ta move... al hav her off ya sh can clean me flat nd drive ez ta work evry day not askin 2 much lyk ;)

[DJBeaton06]

how used is her fanny ? and does she hav a shavin or a hairy mary

[Choc Ov Oxy]

ill giv u a bag off spicey space raiders 4 her so u can still smell her wen shes gone :D

[! * яовѕои * !]

A KNEW CHOC WOULD BE IN HERE LOOKIN 4 SUM DODGEY DEALS :rolleyes:

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5p and a red Virgin balloon that I got through the post :D

[Chilly_86]

Got sum canny gud offers so far whos sounds th best so far lol ?

[Choc Ov Oxy]

A KNEW CHOC WOULD BE IN HERE LOOKIN 4 SUM DODGEY DEALS :rolleyes:

wel wen there is an ova 30 wiv saggy tits n a fanny that smells like an iraqi's arse hole 4 sale am rite in there

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Mine of course lol

[Choc Ov Oxy]

Mine of course lol

wel if u get her all swap u 2 bags of spicey space raiders, an out of date metro ticket, a freddo, a second hand vibrator n a sticky magazine 4 her :)

[Choc Ov Oxy]

n maybe ill throw in sum anal lube 2 go wiv the vibrator

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Choc do you just search ya pocket for these things? haha

[Choc Ov Oxy]

i searched me whole house n that is all i cud find of ne value m8

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Make it 3 bags of Space Raiders and she's all yours lol

[Choc Ov Oxy]

how about half a kit kat?

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Deal lol =)

[Choc Ov Oxy]

............... :D

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I'm well chuffed with my negotiating skills :D

[Dj Mout-c]

you's 2 are fucking nuts lol

[Choc Ov Oxy]

so this is the crack.... i giv u
2 bags of spicey space raiders (cud b exchanged 4 beef if y want tho)
an old metro ticket
a lubed up vibrator
an old wite sticky magazine
n half a kit kat

for nathaz's mam?

[ALEX.]

this aint fair this lyk choc i want a bit of her :mad: lol

[ALEX.]

ill give TWO packs of spicy space raiders AND a beef one
a NEW (only slightly sticky) Magazine
And a extralong double ended dildo

A cant do fairer than that

[Choc Ov Oxy]

wel u giv me the space raiders n u can borrow her, deal?

[DJ REMIX]

howay lads.

reason offers only, heil be cryin his eyes out when shes gone :D

10a?

[Choc Ov Oxy]

howay lads.

reason offers only, heil be cryin his eyes out when shes gone :D

10a?

stop nickin our deals :p

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so this is the crack.... i giv u
2 bags of spicey space raiders (cud b exchanged 4 beef if y want tho)
an old metro ticket
a lubed up vibrator
an old wite sticky magazine
n half a kit kat

for nathaz's mam? Don't suppose you got any peanuts you can throw in? :D

[DJBeaton06]

this auction isint closed so i will offer


1 willy wonka bar
my used cinema ticket to see cinderella story
a 3 pack of barbie boxer shorts
a pair of laces off me air maxes (wkd con)
and 10 cheerios

for your mam

[DJ REMIX]

hahaha

crazy cunts. :D

rare as fuck them willy wonka bars aswell lol

[DJBeaton06]

u no it m8 ! defo if there hav a GOLDEN TICKET in anarl !

only 6 made !! rare as fuk ( think it was 6 ?? ) lol

[ALEX.]

this auction isint closed so i will offer


1 willy wonka bar
my used cinema ticket to see cinderella story
a 3 pack of barbie boxer shorts
a pair of laces off me air maxes (wkd con)
and 10 cheerios

for your mam

Fuck that then!
no way in the world can i match up to 10 cheerios lol

[Choc Ov Oxy]

ill giv u beaton, unreal and alex's sex slave services 4 ur mam

[ALEX.]

Im Not Sellin My Service For Anyones Mother !!!

[Choc Ov Oxy]

not selling, "trading"

[ALEX.]

i will have to have a think bout that lyk lol
i know how jealous u wud get :D

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ill giv u beaton, unreal and alex's sex slave services 4 ur mam Rights :D......... Wait a minute... :eek:

[Choc Ov Oxy]

i will have to have a think bout that lyk lol
i know how jealous u wud get :D

exactly m8, id get so jealous of the kid i am erm "trading" you 2... so wudnt u want that 2 rub it in me face that a missed oot?



Rights :D......... Wait a minute... :eek:

ul enjoy it m8 ;)

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ul enjoy it m8 ;) I damn well better lol

[Red]

a fanny that smells like an iraqi's arse hole

AD STILL LICK IT 4 A FRISK

[MOUSEY T]

i will swop ya

the label off a water bottle from the monkey

the armpit hair from a dead alco

3 rolly nippers

a piece of toilet roll from the monkey (RARE ITEM)

a 6 day old bus ticket

and 1 dj rob s

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Hahahaha ya got some canny items there like mousey haha

[Choc Ov Oxy]

a piece of toilet roll from the monkey

game ova lads... if ne 1 can offer ne beta than that they need a fuckin certificate.

[DJBeaton06]

I Will Give Ya

1 Thong
1 Key From Me Holidays
1 A4 Sheet Ov Paper
1 Simon Hughes Autograph
1 Used Condom
1 Used Anal Bead
1 Test Tube Baby
And A Tissue With Wayne Rooneys Snots In

[skottie c]

I Will Give Ya

1 Thong
1 Key From Me Holidays
1 A4 Sheet Ov Paper
1 Simon Hughes Autograph
1 Used Condom
1 Used Anal Bead
1 Test Tube Baby
And A Tissue With Wayne Rooneys Snots In
haha creased at test tube baby lol

[MC Outlaw]

Ill swap you these items

an old skool pot noodle that I bought of ebay
a walnut whip (half eaten but still in good nick)
a german biscuit (still in the packet)
ice ice baby on vinyl (very rare)
a bag of sand
my old wank rag

pm me

cheerz

[MC Outlaw]

haaaa test tube baby lmfao haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[rhyno-of-the-port]

lol creased at evrythin, this is the maddest thread av eva seen lmfao!! :D

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[Dj Cooper]

that meant 2 be funny?

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It was when it was on the tele lol

[! * яовѕои * !]

What T.v Programe Is It Off Like ?

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It was on Little Britain. It was the fat fighters ladies

[rhyno-of-the-port]

yer av got it on dvd, funny as fuk :D

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Aye same here haha

[MickyW]

So which lucky cunt won the auction or is it still garn on?

[PURDOS]

All Swap

1 A Barbie Doll Made Out Of Used Mayfair Fags Butts

2mouseys Big Toe , Tuxedo Included

3mouseys Famous Quiet Grilfriend The Mute (she Might Even Talk To U)

4. 2nd Hand Hanky And Two Abused Tissues With Issues

[gav shock]

All Swap

1 A Barbie Doll Made Out Of Used Mayfair Fags Butts

2mouseys Big Toe , Tuxedo Included

3mouseys Famous Quiet Grilfriend The Mute (she Might Even Talk To U)

4. 2nd Hand Hanky And Two Abused Tissues With Issues

gud deal that like purdy lad ya cud ov chucked in a melted toy army soldier and demented rhombus shaped submarine 4 gud measure like haha

[MOUSEY T]

gud deal that like purdy lad ya cud ov chucked in a melted toy army soldier and demented rhombus shaped submarine 4 gud measure like haha

al have them hankies n tissues off ya purdy so a can set up me own one off gold edition hanktish bonaza spectacluar

[Replay]

haha just found this thread ...

what a belter :8856:

crack was funny as fuck few year ago .. but now :4631:

[Kranny]

is she game

[CHEZNEY]

haha al give ya a piece of string a plant pot wiv a bit ov soil in an a few empty crist packets if ya wanna mek a deal

[hardkoreidk]

Eh So Ur 15 Now, You Wrote Tht Post When Ya Were 11 Hahahahaa???

[i-need-2-rave]

lmfao classic thread

[Sammy Scoble]

eh im ill at tht haha

[Replay]

haha am glad a dug up this badboy .. one of the funnyest threads on here .. quality crack

[Daz_Stockton]

Eh So Ur 15 Now, You Wrote Tht Post When Ya Were 11 Hahahahaa???
seems to have matured alot in them 4 years n all lol

[ALEX.]

I remember this thread, was 15 back then lol