Chat Up Lines

[Tommo]

Go on then ladies
Whats the worst chat up line thats been used on ya??

[dj oly]

ive tried the old "have ya ever kissed an elephant between the ears" then pulled me trouser pockets out when a was bladdered, no luck tho......... dunno how thought it was a sure starter :(

[νι¢кєяѕ]

ive tried the old "have ya ever kissed an elephant between the ears" then pulled me trouser pockets out when a was bladdered, no luck tho......... dunno how thought it was a sure starter :(

hahahha fukin wikd man

[MC Gravity]

i can see most of tommos lines cumin out as bad 1s here haha.. worst 1 ive used is probs ''y dnt i b bugs n u b lola n we can fuck like rabbits'' wuddent try it agen haha

[Deejayy]

"wonna fuck?"

works like a charm :D

[McMasterM1nd]

just get the extra out!

works on the advert;)

[Swift]

"wonna fuck?"

works like a charm :D

plain and simple but ohhh so effective hahahaha:D

chat up lines are there just to secure a lass in bed;)

[Dj Hedaz]

chat up lines are there just to secure a lass in bed;)

i thought thats what handcuffs wer theyre for...:confused:

[CHEZNEY]

the classic ....... get ya coat love yav pulled

[Doddzy]

''y dnt i b bugs n u b lola n we can fuck like rabbits'' wuddent try it agen haha
that must be the worst chat up line av heard in me life lmao

[MC Gravity]

lol i was makin up stupid shit n sum1 dared me 2 say it.. n bein VERY PISSED i agreed haha

[Tommo]

ok seen as tho no lasses have answered mines......

Is that a mirror in ya underwear coz i can see myself in there later

haha

[MC Gravity]

haha eva seen max n paddys road 2 nowhere n paddy goes

''can ya catch luv, cos theres 2 balls cumin ur way''

n shes only got 1 hand hahahahhahahahaha

[Banton]

haha eva seen max n paddys road 2 nowhere n paddy goes

''can ya catch luv, cos theres 2 balls cumin ur way''

n shes only got 1 hand hahahahhahahahaha
or the other paddy 1 - eres 10p luv go n call ya mam n tell her ya wont be home tnyt haha

a luv paddy like - pua legend haha

[Kirsty]

or the other paddy 1 - eres 10p luv go n call ya mam n tell her ya wont be home tnyt haha

a luv paddy like - pua legend haha


aye sum lad sed tha 2 us b4....pure mingin n all a didnt get wot he woz on about at first haha a jus sed av got a mobile fanx n walked away.....
thers loads bad ones lmao 'your dad must be a baker coz u have a nice set of buns' orrrr 'im new in town cud i av directions 2 your house'.....funny as fuk whn sum 1 sez summit like tha 2 ya...dus get ya talkin tho lol:)

[Jade*Cue]

Dunoo why but i alwaysget pure filthyyy chat up lines lol the worst iv had is probs "gis a wank with ya bum cheeks" :eek:

[SPOONIE]

haway then what was the response jade lol

[Buxton]

"gis a wank with ya bum cheeks" :eek:

hahahaha wat a belter

[Jade*Cue]

haway then what was the response jade lol
I think it went a bit like this "fuck off"

[SAM*C*]

Dunoo why but i alwaysget pure filthyyy chat up lines lol the worst iv had is probs "gis a wank with ya bum cheeks" :eek:

theres allways lads in town specially in ikon who cum out wiv daft chat up lines im tryin 2 remember wat sum1 sed 2 me once........i'll get bk 2 u if i remember

[Jade*Cue]

theres allways lads in town specially in ikon who cum out wiv daft chat up lines im tryin 2 remember wat sum1 sed 2 me once........i'll get bk 2 u if i remember

Haha i remember when we went to tht rave sam n telt tht divie we were dykes jsut so he wud go away frm us and he sed sumik pure dirty not sure wot it was tho but i was disgusted ana tht :confused:

[SAM*C*]

Haha i remember when we went to tht rave sam n telt tht divie we were dykes jsut so he wud go away frm us and he sed sumik pure dirty not sure wot it was tho but i was disgusted ana tht :confused:

haha a na lads these days very dirty minds they hav

[phil-of-the-port]

the shud call you gillete coz ur the best a man can get hahahahaha

[Buxton]

the shud call you gillete coz ur the best a man can get hahahahaha

thats shit that like

u cheesy man lol

[phil-of-the-port]

rights is it cheesy as fuk haha

[SPOONIE]

nee point in chat up lines they only work when the lass wants a drink out of ya anyway lol

[Master Ov Ceramonies]

Fancy A Fuck..............

[Jade*Cue]

nee point in chat up lines they only work when the lass wants a drink out of ya anyway lol
hahaha aii u nar is too well :D

[Buxton]

nee point in chat up lines they only work when the lass wants a drink out of ya anyway lol

a na, never even use them me...a just end up jumpin straight in n buying the lass a drink or summit n gettin nowt lol

rite mug me lol

[Master Ov Ceramonies]

a na, never even use them me...a just end up buying the lass a drink or summit n gettin nowt lol

rite mug me lol



YA NO WAT TO DO NXT TIME M8 , DNT BUY HER NO DRINKS TILL YAV SEALED THE DEAL

[Jade*Cue]

a na, never even use them me...a just end up buying the lass a drink or summit n gettin nowt lol

rite mug me lol
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Buxton]

YA NO WAT TO DO NXT TIME M8 , DNT BUY HER NO DRINKS TILL YAV SEALED THE DEAL

aye a dont even bother trying anymore pal...get enough bew floating about around is anyway ;) haha

[SPOONIE]

wudnt dare me unless a was guarenteed entry haha

gan out 2 get lashed wiv me mates me and if u get sum female companionship at the end of the evenin its a bonus

[Buxton]

wudnt dare me unless a was guarenteed entry haha

gan out 2 get lashed wiv me mates me and if u get sum female companionship at the end of the evenin its a bonus

hit the nail on the head there

[Anth McNish]

fuck even talkin nevermind chat up lines. just flash some cash about!

[MC Gravity]

YA NO WAT TO DO NXT TIME M8 , DNT BUY HER NO DRINKS TILL YAV SEALED THE DEAL

haha but buxton wud have 2 get her drunk 2 have a chance wiv her hahaha :eek: its a vicious circle :p hahahhaa

[Buxton]

haha but buxton wud have 2 get her drunk 2 have a chance wiv her hahaha :eek: its a vicious circle :p hahahhaa

Cheeky bastard hahahaha

[Tommo]

haha but buxton wud have 2 get her drunk 2 have a chance wiv her hahaha :eek: its a vicious circle :p hahahhaa

Thort that was ur style haha

[MC Gravity]

Thort that was ur style haha

nahhhh i dnt have earn enuff 2 go out drinkin, enjoy maself AND get a lass drunk :eek: :( :p

[Dj_Frixshon]

wot about - the word of the day is legs. so lets go home and spread the word hahahahahahahahahaha

[Dj RoB ST]

if you were a boogey id pick you first

[Kirsty]

if you were a boogey id pick you first

haha creased lmao..a dno wot ad say if sum 1 sed tha 2 us like haha

[Dj RoB ST]

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? (replies No.) Well, I don't, so let's go

try that one

[Deejayy]

you dad must be a robber! why? coz he stole the stars n put them in your eyes

your dad must be a fishmonger! why? coz ya fuckin stink:mad: :D

[Dj RoB ST]

round boro best one to use is, have ya got a national insurance card, if they have ya sound

[MC Gravity]

i kno this is ment 2 b worst chat up lines but i find a gud 1 2 use is '' do u fancy cumin bck 2 my mansion '' always seems 2 get a lass intrested

[Swift]

round boro best one to use is, have ya got a national insurance card, if they have ya sound

hahaha fuckin creases at that...

[Jade*Cue]

i kno this is ment 2 b worst chat up lines but i find a gud 1 2 use is '' do u fancy cumin bck 2 my mansion '' always seems 2 get a lass intrested
hahah ai all ladies luv a lad with a bit coin ;)

[DJ-DANE]

Dunoo why but i alwaysget pure filthyyy chat up lines lol the worst iv had is probs "gis a wank with ya bum cheeks" :eek:

HAHAHAHAHA

[dj oly]

is that a ladder in ya tights or a stairway to heaven haha

[Garfyy]

am lost darling can ya help is ' where ya wanna be?'
bewteen youre legs

[DJ-DANE]

am lost darling can ya help is ' where ya wanna be?'
bewteen youre legs

thats shit garfy lol :p

[Buxton]

thats shit garfy lol :p

rites is it, nearly as bad as the one phil-of-the-port cracked about 4 pages back

[DJ-DANE]

hahaha rights cant think of any me sure some will pop up soon haha

[Dj RoB ST]

how much do ya charge dont work lads, unless ya down boro docks

[Tommo]

round boro best one to use is, have ya got a national insurance card, if they have ya sound


HAHAA CREASED..

[Lee]

some canny funny chat up lines in here like lol

wudnt use any of them tho haha

might try tht .. "giz a wank with ya bum cheeks" absolute corka tht hahaha

[MC Gravity]

hahah ai all ladies luv a lad with a bit coin ;)

tht the way 2 chat u up jade ;) ??

[Tommo]

tht the way 2 chat u up jade ;) ??

u dnt av money danny it nt goin to work lol

[MC Gravity]

u dnt av money danny it nt goin to work lol

haha i got a canny bit me :eek: am shocked at meself hahaha.. ur coins here 2

[Tommo]

haha i got a canny bit me :eek: am shocked at meself hahaha.. ur coins here 2

i'll be goin past urs wen i go to bannys in a bit to get me tuness.
n is that all 20 that u owe me ii??

[MC Gravity]

u kno it.. dnt pay in half measures me :p

[Tommo]

haha sound mate

[Lawson]

buxton was pullin out all the waxa chat up lines last night like haha

[MC Gravity]

buxton was pullin out all the waxa chat up lines last night like haha

ya gunan give is a few of them haha ??

[Dj RoB ST]

giz a wank with ya bum cheeks ive just won the lottery probs wud work then

[Lawson]

ya gunan give is a few of them haha ??


ask him lol i was just on the phone to him hahahaha


he was in the process of tryin to pull some dirty fat slags who were playin hard to get apparently lol :D

[Buxton]

buxton was pullin out all the waxa chat up lines last night like haha

a dont use chat up lines u maddo haha

[Lawson]

sorry mr cheese lol

[MC Gravity]

sorry mr cheese lol

shuddent u b apoligzin 2 buxton insted of tommo :confused:

[Tommo]

shuddent u b apoligzin 2 buxton insted of tommo :confused:

haha cunny funt :D

[CHELL]

a dont use chat up lines u maddo haha

thats not what ive heard buxton

i heard ur patta was unreal

[Dj RoB ST]

aye buxton just tells the bews he done the first nrg over redcar and has to beat the fanny off with a stick

[jen.t]

lol worse one iv ever heard is

is ur name gelette?

why?

he sed coz ye the best a man can get

lmao propa cheesy as fuk hahaha

[MC Gravity]

is ur name loreal?? cos ur worth it.. ive herd tht 1 b4 like

[jen.t]

is ur name loreal?? cos ur worth it.. ive herd tht 1 b4 like

ha its pua cheese id laff in their face if someone sed owt like tha t me

[CHELL]

haha iv neva had sum1 wash me with a chat up line a dnt think .. or iv always been that drunk i canit remember lol

[jen.t]

haha iv neva had sum1 wash me with a chat up line a dnt think .. or iv always been that drunk i canit remember lol


haha chell i have ad the gelette one me!! ha ha ha he grabbed ma arm turned us round so i was facin him n sed it lmaoo i laffed in his face... he ran off bless him.he was only tryin t pull hah ha ha

[xxkimberlyxx]

A got this one last night at trades in costa del consett lol ..Me Mam ses ya like a parking ticket.....Youve got fine written allover ya....classy lads there like..lol..

[Tommo]

wat about
"hey baby lets play armies, ill lie down n u can blow the hell outta me "

[CHELL]

well i reakin if lads had gud patta than they wudnt need daft chat up lines

coz end ov the day they dnt fuckin work lol

supose its a nice lil ice breaker if ya just met4 the first time .. sumthing 2 laugh @ lol

has any ov the lasse son ere eva knocked out a chat up line 2 a lad b4 ????

[Tommo]

well i reakin if lads had gud patta than they wudnt need daft chat up lines

coz end ov the day they dnt fuckin work lol

supose its a nice lil ice breaker if ya just met4 the first time .. sumthing 2 laugh @ lol

has any ov the lasse son ere eva knocked out a chat up line 2 a lad b4 ????

i fort sum lass was chattin me up b4.. she grabbed me arse n tha, but wen i tured round she sed ohhh sorry i fort u were laura:eek:

[Jade*Cue]

tht the way 2 chat u up jade ;) ??
haha nooooo was the very worst ov chat up lines tht like

[MC Gravity]

haha nooooo was the very worst ov chat up lines tht like

damn was worth a try.. so wat is the best way 2 chat u up ;)

[DJ Phase]

damn was worth a try.. so wat is the best way 2 chat u up ;)

cheesy as fuck danny, and wot times every1 goin round urs 2nite for this sesh??:)

[MC Gravity]

cheesy as fuck danny, and wot times every1 goin round urs 2nite for this sesh??:)

THERES NO SESH 2NITE NOW FUCK OFF NM GO BCK 2 UR DONKEY M8

[DJ Phase]

THERES NO SESH 2NITE NOW FUCK OFF NM GO BCK 2 UR DONKEY M8

ov cors there is:D now fuck off n go back to shaggin tommo;)

[Jade*Cue]

damn was worth a try.. so wat is the best way 2 chat u up ;)
ermmm let me think :rolleyes: owt but tht hahaha dirtyyyyy

[MC Gravity]

ermmm let me think :rolleyes: owt but tht hahaha dirtyyyyy

so baby u goin 2 the next climax??

[Jade*Cue]

so baby u goin 2 the next climax??
afraid im not pet no lol

[*Toni-Jane*]

that worked trew lol noo

[MC Gravity]

that worked trew lol noo

lol it nearly did :eek: :confused:

[Tommo]

ov cors there is:D now fuck off n go back to shaggin tommo;)

excuse me shane :eek: ya only jealous shane coz i wont give ya none :eek:

:D

[Tommo]

afraid im not pet no lol


hahaha burnt :cool:
Trew is on the rampage at the moment haha

[Jade*Cue]

hahaha burnt :cool:
Trew is on the rampage at the moment haha
haha so i see

[MC Gravity]

haha so i see

wats tht ment 2 mean ???? :eek: :p

few more curtesy of our lil bro haha

''if i cud change the alphabet i'd put u n i 2geva''
''ur legs must b hurtin cos u bin runnin thru ma mind ALL day''
''ive lost me fone numba can i have urs''

hahaha

[Tommo]

wats tht ment 2 mean ???? :eek: :p

few more curtesy of our lil bro haha

''if i cud change the alphabet i'd put u n i 2geva''
''ur legs must b hurtin cos u bin runnin thru ma mind ALL day''
''ive lost me fone numba can i have urs''

hahaha

haha old skool chat up lines wkd :D

[MC Gravity]

haha old skool chat up lines wkd :D

haha nash was recked b4 n jus started firin em off 1 after anuvva 2 this lass.. poor girl

[*Toni-Jane*]

aye trew i can imagine them workin 4 ya lmao

[MC Gravity]

aye trew i can imagine them workin 4 ya lmao

i dnt use em lol not unless am propa fucked.. :D

[Swift]

chat up line numero uno...
want to see my elephant impression.

wack bang pockets pulled out and zip down and nuff said hahahahahaha:p

[Dj_Frixshon]

chat up line numero uno...
want to see my elephant impression.

wack bang pockets pulled out and zip down and nuff said hahahahahaha:p



haha rollin ya fuckin gooooooooooooooooooooooooon

[DJ STORM]

all depends who it is sometimes lobbing ya chopper on the table is the only way forward

[νι¢кєяѕ]

all depends who it is sometimes lobbing ya chopper on the table is the only way forward

haha ritessss :rolleyes: buty im still in nappies so i carnt doi taht yet not been tought it

Thats me on my pic/.......................





































;) haha

[DJ STORM]

haha ritessss :rolleyes: buty im still in nappies so i carnt doi taht yet not been tought it

Thats me on my pic/.......................





































;) haha

lol you dont get little ones like that running around without the lingo

[Dj RoB ST]

just do a little name dropping, that impresses the ladies.


hey i know dj cliff raves, lets bunk

[Jade*Cue]

Dont think iv ever fell for a chat up line me like iv fell for the daft patta like lol in other words liess!!! "awww i propa like yee" all this lol

[dj deception]

Dont think iv ever fell for a chat up line me like iv fell for the daft patta like lol in other words liess!!! "awww i propa like yee" all this lol
haha i giv it the patter like nen chat up lines lol havent got the bottle to use chat up lines i dont think lol

[SAM*C*]

Dont think iv ever fell for a chat up line me like iv fell for the daft patta like lol in other words liess!!! "awww i propa like yee" all this lol

the only say that 4 1 thing, specially wen uve just met them

[watts.]

chat up lines are shit, the best thing to do is to smile and be polite then ask em there name and have a bit of crack with them, thats what i used to do anyhows

watts

[Buxton]

rites chat up lines are crap

if u walk up to a lass n gan "u must have fell from heaven" n all that shit 9 times out of 10 they look at u n think 'here, whos this goon'

[buzzin]

wdnt dare cum out wiv a chatt up line lyk, watts has gt the rite idea thts how its dun;)

[dj deception]

wdnt dare cum out wiv a chatt up line lyk, watts has gt the rite idea thts how its dun;)
definitly wudnt have the bottle to just say sumit daft nd meen it haha defo say it for a joke like

[Dj RoB ST]

rites chat up lines are crap

if u walk up to a lass n gan "u must have fell from heaven" n all that shit 9 times out of 10 they look at u n think 'here, whos this goon'
do ya try each line ten times like :D

[Dj-Only]

haha a heard 1 fuckin " Are then ladders in ya tights or is it a stairway 2 heaven" lol... sick if there not wearin tights

[Jade*Cue]

dont use chat up lines me do any lasses ? i jsut use the simple one "buxton give him me number" ;)

[тαѕнα88]

Theres Been A Few........."I Av SKITTLES In My Mouth... Do U Wanna Taste The RAINBOW?!?" Thats The Only 1 I Can Fink Ov Coz Its So Cheesy :rolleyes:

[Dj RoB ST]

beaton told us i am no longer infected is a good one to use

[BedRoomRaver]

do ya like fruit ... Well suck me cock its a peach

[WILL 2006]

can a tickle your belly button from the inside

[Banny]

Gravity U Dont Use Chat Up Lines Lmao! U Fucking Mad Ed Haha....we Were In Mac D's Before And This Lass Was With Her Mam And He Sed Gis A Shag And The Lass Went And Told Her Mam About It But She Thort It Was Me...she Was Gunna Come Over And Swipe Us Wid Her Hand Bag Hahahaha I Was Gunna Kill Gravity The Cunt Lol

[DJ Method]

av gt d bst 1 ov all tym lyk.
is ur 2nd name jacobs ?
cos ur a cracker. haha a luv dat 1 me a was creasd frst tym aherd it.

[Jade*Cue]

av gt d bst 1 ov all tym lyk.
is ur 2nd name jacobs ?
cos ur a cracker. haha a luv dat 1 me a was creasd frst tym aherd it.
hahaha knockin owt the cheesy chat up lines eh :8856:

[* S a m - M *]

chat up line numero uno...
want to see my elephant impression.

wack bang pockets pulled out and zip down and nuff said hahahahahaha:p


R AYE WOS THAT HOW U WERE GUNA LURE ME INTO BED LOLOL:P

[* S a m - M *]

av gt d bst 1 ov all tym lyk.
is ur 2nd name jacobs ?
cos ur a cracker. haha a luv dat 1 me a was creasd frst tym aherd it.

Haha a rememba this lad wen a was down town used that on me a just looked at im lyk ee was stupid:8856:

[Dj Nicksy]

heres some chat up lines for ya ;)


The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

[Amanda]

hahaha some propa cheesy 1s on here likee:8856:

[CHELL]

every single neet wen im walkin home from work @ haymarket or eldon square them daft builders n that always say ...

alreet sexy, u tryin2 get intouch with me there ? ( coz ill b walkin past with me fone in me hand ) iv got me fone off @ the min but ill give ya me works number n ye can ring that

what kind ov chat up lines that .. divvyssssss

[Master Ov Ceramonies]

every single neet wen im walkin home from work @ haymarket or eldon square them daft builders n that always say ...

alreet sexy, u tryin2 get intouch with me there ? ( coz ill b walkin past with me fone in me hand ) iv got me fone off @ the min but ill give ya me works number n ye can ring that

what kind ov chat up lines that .. divvyssssss




thn she says , or am not into builders , av got a class A pipe fitter at home :576:

[K*A*T*H*Y]

The worst one I have heard was off my current lad who said 'you have got a lovely nose' wtf was going on there I dont know

[CHELL]

The worst one I have heard was off my current lad who said 'you have got a lovely nose' wtf was going on there I dont know

havent u asked him what he ment ? lol

[KIRSTIE-SMILER]

Aw Here A Never Thort People Actually Used The Pathetic Chat Up Lines Down Here But Av Been In Shields Clubbin B4 N Sum Geeks Walked Upto Iz N Sed Do U Belive In Luv At First Sight N A Sed No N He Sed So Shall A Walk Past U Agen Then... Went Pear Shaped For Him Tho Coz A Poured Me Pint Owa His Head Hahahahha

[K*A*T*H*Y]

havent u asked him what he ment ? lol

all he says is that seen as was with someone else it would of sounded stupid if he said you have nice eyes ect. But he still says now that my noise is the best part of my face.

[K*A*T*H*Y]

Aw Here A Never Thort People Actually Used The Pathetic Chat Up Lines Down Here But Av Been In Shields Clubbin B4 N Sum Geeks Walked Upto Iz N Sed Do U Belive In Luv At First Sight N A Sed No N He Sed So Shall A Walk Past U Agen Then... Went Pear Shaped For Him Tho Coz A Poured Me Pint Owa His Head Hahahahha

lol what a topa!!:541:

[KIRSTIE-SMILER]

Nose* Lol ;)

[xJodi_Leax]

think the only chat up line ya ever hear down ere is " suk us off "

[Garfyy]

down in the old billly

[Dj_Frixshon]

Aw Here A Never Thort People Actually Used The Pathetic Chat Up Lines Down Here But Av Been In Shields Clubbin B4 N Sum Geeks Walked Upto Iz N Sed Do U Belive In Luv At First Sight N A Sed No N He Sed So Shall A Walk Past U Agen Then... Went Pear Shaped For Him Tho Coz A Poured Me Pint Owa His Head Hahahahha


aye pourin the pint ower his bonce wud give him the hint like hahaha. waste of a pint though innit? not just knee him in the balls or summit hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:17432:

[Anth McNish]

poor lad. imagine if a lad done that to a lass. ther would be hell on

[Dj_Frixshon]

poor lad. imagine if a lad done that to a lass. ther would be hell on


wudnt happen man, lads have more sense than to waste a pint. its like u think to ursel. drink the pint or pour it ower her hed? ad be suppin every time :5163: :7520:

[Dj Nicksy]

think the only chat up line ya ever hear down ere is " suk us off "
bet it worked on u ;) only messing haha :8856:

[Dj_Frixshon]

bet it worked on u ;) only messing haha :8856:

a cudnt just waltz ower to a lass and say oi suck is off hahaaaaaaaaa. me mate asked a lass if he cud take a foto of her fanny before. her boyfriend glassed him bout a minute later. a went home so i didnt die

[Lee]

the sickest/shittest chat up line av heard is "can a touch ya where ya piss from"

was fuckin ill laffin when a got told that, doubt anyones used it like.

[MC Gravity]

the sickest/shittest chat up line av heard is "can a touch ya where ya piss from"

was fuckin ill laffin when a got told that, doubt anyones used it like.

every chat up lines bin used by 1 dumb cunt 1 time or the ova hahahah

[Amanda]

a fink the most common 1 tht lads cum owt wif is plain n simple
'u gameee' haha

[Anth McNish]

i cos thats all they have to say to them these days. lasses are turnion into slags more than lads

[CHELL]

i cos thats all they have to say to them these days. lasses are turnion into slags more than lads

hav ye just noticed that lk ? lol theres loads ov them kickin about these days lol n most them rnt even ova the age ov 18 yet . all bairns gettin a name 4 themselves

[PURDOS]

want sum meat??

[Anth McNish]

hav ye just noticed that lk ? lol theres loads ov them kickin about these days lol n most them rnt even ova the age ov 18 yet . all bairns gettin a name 4 themselves

nor. since i left skool its been goin like that i reckon. about 4 years. ther was no easy ones or hardly any when i was ther like. ther wasnt even loads who used to wear trackies and be charvers as such.

i mean skoolies really, u wernt even alllowed to wear skirts that short and earrings etc when i was at skool. its mad

[*Sarah-Louise*]

all the little n's like 14/15 r dressing up more nowadays down ere neways, we look at them and wen we were tht age me mother would probs go AKA if i wore wat they do, they all seem desprete little tarts if ya ask me

no self respect tut tut !!

[Lisa*C*]

a fink the most common 1 tht lads cum owt wif is plain n simple
'u gameee' haha

agree with u there lyk heard that a few times lol

[Hypno]

a memba megin sum las... a went

" IS UR DAD A TERRORIST...... COZ UR THE BOMB "

She went... ur sweet and that... but me dads dead so dont try tht 1 agen...




WUPSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHA

[mc nitro aka bullock]

If A Was Ur Dad Ad Still Be Bathin U Always Gets A Laugh Or Gets Me A Slap A Think Its Good Ahhaha

[Dj_Frixshon]

want sum meat??


energize sneakin one in there like hahaaaaaaaaaaaaa want sum meat! winnner:1006:

[Tommo]

think the only chat up line ya ever hear down ere is " suk us off "


ii it works n all haha

[*Sarah-Louise*]

haha av ya seen it on max and paddys road to nowhere:

can ya catch luv coz ive got a couple of balls cummin yur way , thier 20p call ya ma tell her u wont b cummin home tonite haha she goes av got a mobile dickhead

classics!

[Dj_Frixshon]

wot bout pick a number between 1 and 10 she says 5 or summit paddy goes YOU LOSE TAKE UR TOP OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[*Sarah-Louise*]

haha ayeee i new thier was 3 but i forgot tht'n madnessss

[Craigy 06]

me m8 went up to this lass in the town nd gans can a have ya number av lost mine he never got it lyk haha

[Jade*Cue]

me m8 went up to this lass in the town nd gans can a have ya number av lost mine he never got it lyk haha
hahaa cheesy as fuck tht like and i wonder y he didnt get it eh :17432: lolol

[DJ-DANE]

a memba megin sum las... a went

" IS UR DAD A TERRORIST...... COZ UR THE BOMB "

She went... ur sweet and that... but me dads dead so dont try tht 1 agen...




WUPSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHA

haha maddo

[Craigy 06]

hahaa cheesy as fuck tht like and i wonder y he didnt get it eh :17432: lolol
i anar haha just got a stupid look off this lass nd grief off us 4 the rest of the neet

[DJBeaton06]

i used tht gilette ur the best a man can get on a lass n now am ganin owt wit her .. so musnt b tht shit haha

[andy y]

i used tht gilette ur the best a man can get on a lass n now am ganin owt wit her .. so musnt b tht shit haha
HAHA CRACKERSS

[Omi]

get yi rat out and al stamp on it


Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?


Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor


Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?


You'll do


:576:

[Omi]

oh and me fave

WANA GO HALFAS ON A BASTARD?

[Hypno]

get yi rat out and al stamp on it


Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?


:576:


AHAHAHA YESS WOT A BELTA

[((..*кιяѕту*..))]

arrrrgh a h8 it wen lads say get ya rat out lol

n av had sum1 say bend ova touch ya toes n al show ya wer th wild goose goes :|

[DJ-KRIS]

bend ova touch ya toes n al show ya wer th wild goose goes :|

HAHA THATS LEEFUL GONNA TRY THAT FROM NOW ON

BOUND 2 PULL HAHA :576:

[((..*кιяѕту*..))]

HAHA THATS LEEFUL GONNA TRY THAT FROM NOW ON

BOUND 2 PULL HAHA :576:
hahaha a wudnt count on it

[Omi]

hahaha a wudnt count on it


haha nar yi divint pull like but if u say it in newcastle they do it haha

[((..*кιяѕту*..))]

a fell 4 it the 1st time sum1 sed it 2 is coz a didnt realise th just wanted 2 luk at me arse haha

[Jade*Cue]

I got two very worst chat up lines last nite like 1st one was just sad "your mint u like..propa mint i wud lick your arse" how sads tht eh? lol then i had the cheesiest one afta that...."are you living the dream? cos am living a nightmare withowt you" hahaha

[Tommo]

I got two very worst chat up lines last nite like 1st one was just sad "your mint u like..propa mint i wud lick your arse" how sads tht eh? lol then i had the cheesiest one afta that...."are you living the dream? cos am living a nightmare withowt you" hahaha


haha the second ones quality love the cheesy ones!

n the one "is ur second name jacobs"

"no why"

"because your a cracker"

worked for me yesterday!!! hahaha

[Omi]

ooooo ad put lovebites in your shite

[DJ Phase]

haha the second ones quality love the cheesy ones!

n the one "is ur second name jacobs"

"no why"

"because your a cracker"

worked for me yesterday!!! hahaha

where wer u las nite?? n who did u pull yday like tomarse???

[DJBrock_E_C]

"hoow pet fancy a fuck"

"no, fuck off"

"well would yu mind lyin down while a have one?"

lol sts number 1 for chat up lines

[-.|Jaymz|.-]

"are you game?"

[Garfyy]

wouldnt dare even try 1 me like , they just make ya look bent

[Jade*Cue]

wouldnt dare even try 1 me like , they just make ya look bent
hahaha excatlyy them lads tht sed tht to is last neet in the town must ov felt a right tit i just laffed in his face...nasty me eh

[SPOONIE]

wud have been a diff story if theyd asked 2 buy u a drink tho jade wudnt it lol

[Buxton]

"your mint u like..propa mint i wud lick your arse"

Hahahahahaha thts fuckin mint tht

[SLIM]

Hahahahahaha thts fuckin mint tht


i reckon that was buxtons chap up line...smooooooooooth as fuck!!!!! hahaha

[Jade*Cue]

wud have been a diff story if theyd asked 2 buy u a drink tho jade wudnt it lol
hahah too rightt!!! you know me too well :5163:

[SLIM]

cheers for the warning spoonie....at least i no what not to try next time !!

[Jade*Cue]

cheers for the warning spoonie....at least i no what not to try next time !!
Ai hes a clever man lol ful ov wisdom and all tht malarki!

[SLIM]

aye hes full of sumit.....i normally call it shit tho not malarki HAHAHA....

[phil-of-the-port]

i used tht gilette ur the best a man can get on a lass n now am ganin owt wit her .. so musnt b tht shit haha
beaton nars the scoreeeeeee

[Jade*Cue]

aye hes full of sumit.....i normally call it shit tho not malarki HAHAHA....
haha same diffrent aint it :17133:

[Lisa*C*]

Go on then ladies
Whats the worst chat up line thats been used on ya??

i dont get chated up:335: lol nor man but i cant remember the last time sum1 tryed haha

[rocking]

i dont get chated up:335: lol nor man but i cant remember the last time sum1 tryed haha


dont lieee lisaa ure clearly lien n u no u are

[Jade*Cue]

"are you game?"
thats the very worstt lol sorry like

[Lisa*C*]

dont lieee lisaa ure clearly lien n u no u are

now y wud i lie :9457: lol

[Lisa*C*]

thats the very worstt lol sorry like

yer i totaly agree there "are u game?" has got 2 b the worst! ur never goin 2 pull with that chat up line! haha

[Jade*Cue]

yer i totaly agree there "are u game?" has got 2 b the worst! ur never goin 2 pull with that chat up line! haha
HAHA ANAR BUTTT IT STIL DOESNT STOP LADS FRM SAYIN IT SURELY NO LASS WILL FALL FOR THT WEY MEBES THE ONES THT R PROPA DENSE

[Buxton]

i reckon that was buxtons chap up line...smooooooooooth as fuck!!!!! hahaha

rite out the textbook tht pal hahaha

ner divnt even use chat up lines me

[CHELL]

yer i totaly agree there "are u game?" has got 2 b the worst! ur never goin 2 pull with that chat up line! haha

believe me it works on sum lasses

they dnt even need 2 b asked infact lol

ana this 1 lass that use2 gan round buckin ppl just 2 get a lift home or stop at a session n that, dirty lil meffs what they r lol

[Buxton]

ana this 1 lass that use2 gan round buckin ppl just 2 get a lift home or stop at a session n that, dirty lil meffs what they r lol

love owt like tht me!

[CHELL]

love owt like tht me!

hahaha ye wud

iv heard a few things n know a few things about 1 ov ur mates lasses .. she use2 or still does shit lk that lol crazynesssssss

[Lloydy]

i dont get chated up:335: lol nor man but i cant remember the last time sum1 tryed haha
either all the lads round your way are gay or youre lying :D

[Buxton]

hahaha ye wud

iv heard a few things n know a few things about 1 ov ur mates lasses .. she use2 or still does shit lk that lol crazynesssssss

my mates lasses...hmmm

please inform lol

[dj deception]

either all the lads round your way are gay or youre lying :D
NAR JUST HER LADS AN ABSOLUTE MEAT HEAD PUA SOLID NEE1 WUD DARE SAY OUT LOL............NOT!

[Lisa*C*]

believe me it works on sum lasses

they dnt even need 2 b asked infact lol

ana this 1 lass that use2 gan round buckin ppl just 2 get a lift home or stop at a session n that, dirty lil meffs what they r lol

hahahahaha u got 2 b joking lol

[Lisa*C*]

NAR JUST HER LADS AN ABSOLUTE MEAT HEAD PUA SOLID NEE1 WUD DARE SAY OUT LOL............NOT!

eh bonna thats not nice lol ur alies benson anyway haha

[dj deception]

Wot The Fuk Is A Benson

[Lisa*C*]

lol "big richys" (little anth) saying bot boy whatever u wana call it lol

[rocking]

either all the lads round your way are gay or youre lying :D


shes lying m8 trust me lisa c gets chatted up all time she nos she dus jus dusnt wana sound big headed

[Lisa*C*]

shes lying m8 trust me lisa c gets chatted up all time she nos she dus jus dusnt wana sound big headed

ehhhhhhhhhhhh:7499: am not lyin i dont...
well i have been in the past....i just cant remember the last time sum1 came over 2me n used a cheeeeeeeeeeeesy chatup line hahahaha

[rocking]

ehhhhhhhhhhhh:7499: am not lyin i dont


i chat u up all the time u no i do so admitt ure lying

[Omi]

hahaha smooooooth

[Buxton]

Wot The Fuk Is A Benson

someone who lackies about for someone else

[CHELL]

hahahahaha u got 2 b joking lol

deadly serious lol

ill tell ya on msn sum time buxton lol

[*Sarah-Louise*]

haha av got a belta one but he'll kill me if a put it up i fort it was gud thou i'll wack it up if he allows me

[-.|Jaymz|.-]

haha av got a belta one but he'll kill me if a put it up i fort it was gud thou i'll wack it up if he allows me
Pardon? Who will kill you just for putting a chat up line on ????

[SPOONIE]

was me lol ill, sent her 1 on a txt without realisin wat ad wrote

no ur not puttin it up sarah, its pathetic lol

[fuq1987]

heres 1 mi mate says he gets a pice of ice from the bar and takes it to a bird smashes it and says reet av broken the ice now so can a get ya a drink

[SPOONIE]

heres 1 mi mate says he gets a pice of ice from the bar and takes it to a bird smashes it and says reet av broken the ice now so can a get ya a drink

a like that haha quality

[Buxton]

was me lol ill, sent her 1 on a txt without realisin wat ad wrote

no ur not puttin it up sarah, its pathetic lol

illl @ spoonie being the cheesiest little man ave ever met hahaha

[SPOONIE]

haha king edam, nor it was bad tho, didnt realise ad wrote wat ad wrote til a sent, was howlin @ mesel tho, a reckon it worked so it wasnt that bad haha

[Buxton]

haha king edam, nor it was bad tho, didnt realise ad wrote wat ad wrote til a sent, was howlin @ mesel tho, a reckon it worked so it wasnt that bad haha

aye, n if it doesnt work just say u were pissed m8, always gets ya out of shit tht one, the old "cannot remember sendin tht like"

[CHELL]

filthy gits

[Buxton]

filthy gits

A hope tht wasnt aimed at me chell? :8403:

[SPOONIE]

haha no way chell, just male thats all lol

[Buxton]

haha no way chell, just male thats all lol

hahahahaha u really r cheesy as fuck

if only everyone on here could see wat u just pmd me haha

[SPOONIE]

haha its not bein cheesy, its called bein a legend lmao

nd it was wat a sed to her it wasnt aimed at u buxtoyyyn so dont get ya hopes up :576: hahaha

[Buxton]

haha its not bein cheesy, its called bein a legend lmao

nd it was wat a sed to her it wasnt aimed at u buxtoyyyn so dont get ya hopes up :576: hahaha

hahahaha damn :335:

few ppl r callin is buxtoyn now like, well sniperin spoonies patter

[SPOONIE]

always the case mate, guna have 2 get the mrs telt coz now every1 on ere will be thinkin am a cheese merchant lol

[ripps]

Get ya coat, yav pulled :5430:

[fuq1987]

do ya play any insruments coz am sure angles play harps:D:5430:

[K*A*T*H*Y]

do ya play any insruments coz am sure angles play harps:D:5430:

haha I have had that en b4

[Omi]

Pull yi pants down dont be nasty
Touch yi toes and al smash yi pasty

[SPOONIE]

if that 1 works the lass wud be a right whore

[CHELL]

nerrrr buxton wasnt aimed at ye or spoondog .. just felt lk shoutin it out, god naz why thoooooo lol ;)

[charlton]

what time do ya legs open hahaha

[*Sarah-Louise*]

always the case mate, guna have 2 get the mrs telt coz now every1 on ere will be thinkin am a cheese merchant lol



pft get me telt try it love see wat u get and no buxton he wernt pissed he new exactly wat he was saying nd dont lie spoonie lad orr else all tell everyone bout ur cheesy little patta ya use on iz haha :P

and thats u tolt MR !!!!!!

[.. RACH *W*..]

Pull yi pants down dont be nasty
Touch yi toes and al smash yi pasty

AT LEAST YA MAKIN THE EFFORT TO MAKE IT RYHMEE LOL

BUT THAT CAANT WORK HAHA

[Mc Wick-ed]

t this only 4 lasses lol ??

[Buxton]

pft get me telt try it love see wat u get and no buxton he wernt pissed he new exactly wat he was saying nd dont lie spoonie lad orr else all tell everyone bout ur cheesy little patta ya use on iz haha :P

and thats u tolt MR !!!!!!

ILLLLLLLLLLLLL

thts u telt spoonie hahaha, a dont think the cheesy patter would supprise is pet, its wat a come to expect off him haha

[SPOONIE]

nout 2 say 2 that lyk lol :39: hurt iz clean off

[kennett-dj-rush]

if u where a door ad bang u all day

[Che]

Worst Chat Up Line Ever <<<<<< Can I Have Ur Numba Ive Lost Myn

[magson]

a jus say '' do u no who i am''
works a treat untill the say no whats ya name

[ripps]

Sit On Me Face, Al Guess Ur Weight :576:

[Jade*Cue]

It's official there r some slezy men on this earth like hahaha!! i dont think there is ONE decent chat up line i wud actualyl fall for i think if a lad jsut acts himself then its gud enuf!

[SPOONIE]

jade this 1 worked on u so am told

" excuse me pet, see that bird over there, she's propa lush "

" but u'll do "

lol buxton told me haha

[PURDOS]

jade this 1 worked on u so am told

" excuse me pet, see that bird over there, she's propa lush "

" but u'll do "

lol buxton told me haha




hahahahahahahahhahaha

ii rekon if u just used


" ur mint u like " wud easy work , all u gotta do is make thm feel good bout therselves , they love it

[Jade*Cue]

jade this 1 worked on u so am told

" excuse me pet, see that bird over there, she's propa lush "

" but u'll do "

lol buxton told me haha
hahahha that was almost funny tht like!!! wud slap a lad if he sed tht 2 me

[Jade*Cue]

hahahahahahahahhahaha

ii rekon if u just used


" ur mint u like " wud easy work , all u gotta do is make thm feel good bout therselves , they love it
ai thats wot tht lad sed to is in the town i jsut laffed and walked away mebes cos he looked liek he was in a time warp andd ohh yeah i have a lad :9457:

[PURDOS]

ai thats wot tht lad sed to is in the town i jsut laffed and walked away mebes cos he looked liek he was in a time warp andd ohh yeah i have a lad :9457:




i but its not just about the words is it , its all on the timing , exicution , and delivery

[PURDOS]

if u where a door ad bang u all day



hahahhahaha thtl do me cant beat the cheap ones


straight of the reduce to clear rack