Dj Nicksy
28th June 2006, 07:54 PM
two snowmen standing in a field one says can u smell carrots
bad news just caught that fucking bird flu i know its bird flu because ive started talkin bollocks wearin makeup an i cant park the car
2 drunks leaving a pub walking down the road, they come across a dog sat in the road licking his balls, god i wish i could do that said one of the blokes, i'd pet him first if i were you, said the other.
wich sexual position produces the ugliest children?, ask your mum.
how do you get a little old lady to say FUCK!?, get another little old lady to shout BINGO!!.
What's a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist got in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it...
i was going to tell a joke about a broken pencil....but theres no point (aww fuck off! haha)
What's the difference between a fridge and a woman?
A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out!
What's the most intelligent thing to ever come out of a girl's mouth?
-Einstein's cock.
Husband is in bed reading a book, with his wife lead beside him, when he touches her fanny with his hand,with that the wife asks do you want sex, the husbands replies na, i want to wet my finger to turn the page !
bad news just caught that fucking bird flu i know its bird flu because ive started talkin bollocks wearin makeup an i cant park the car
2 drunks leaving a pub walking down the road, they come across a dog sat in the road licking his balls, god i wish i could do that said one of the blokes, i'd pet him first if i were you, said the other.
wich sexual position produces the ugliest children?, ask your mum.
how do you get a little old lady to say FUCK!?, get another little old lady to shout BINGO!!.
What's a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist got in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it...
i was going to tell a joke about a broken pencil....but theres no point (aww fuck off! haha)
What's the difference between a fridge and a woman?
A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out!
What's the most intelligent thing to ever come out of a girl's mouth?
-Einstein's cock.
Husband is in bed reading a book, with his wife lead beside him, when he touches her fanny with his hand,with that the wife asks do you want sex, the husbands replies na, i want to wet my finger to turn the page !