mad fings mc's cum out with

[mc mysteri]

theres lodes of these most them are canny funny like one the ova day was lyric on the halloween saying big shout out 2 paul gardner sorry he could b here 2 night hes gone trick or treating haha any one else herd sum ovas

[Francey]

hold tight dave ya haircuts shit !!!


that was a quality 1 from energize like lolol

[Mc Crime]

av ay got audio of lyric sayin tha?

[mc mysteri]

ii haha nd lyric done one bout ya jus won a cocanut nd 2 cock eyed goldfish haha

[mc mysteri]

ii m8 its on the halloween 2005 nd sure wot cd

[DJ Method]

hold tyt mousy t...sausages haha

[DJ-BLAST]

energize is the king of random crack on the mic lyk cums out wif sum corkas lyk

[dj jaycee]

energize comes out with some like gav shock likes his pies lol

[mc mysteri]

im sweating like mc ...... in specsavers and a mc donalds one haha

[mc mysteri]

strech wacks them out aswell lol

[Lloydy]

that one where jet taxes someone with a shoutout is canny funny like "you're the first person to be taxed of a shoutout, everyone look at him hes been taxed of a shout out" or summit like that

[kicky crowbar]

am sweatin lyk mc bass in the deodrant aisle or am off me branston pickle/toblerone lol madness

[DJ Method]

am sweatin lyk mc base in macdonalds haha

[T-A-Z-O_S-T-Y-L-E]

lol stretches shout in the hanger bout matrixxx lol

[mc mysteri]

never herd the deodrant isle one b4 haha

[<--Dj Wardy-->]

haha ye yana pont aeri countdown am sure ace gans chrissy g av gt the fukin beatle album yessaa wen ya listen yana wat part a meen n a gt a sesh of turbo d n and e c n stompin cums on n goes is tha any noise for the dj and e c mc turbooo d n al ya hear is this random kid gan SHYT haha peer toppa

[Deka]

a after dark tape a think, were on the breakdown u hear a kid ask for a shout out and techno-t says no more shout out's, check out the puppy dog eye's, hold tight such and such theres your shout out no more ha ha

[Mc Crime]

aii theres a few funny comments...i fort it was funny wen purdy came out with...holdtight dave ya haircuts shit...short and sweet

[KARLL]

Canny Few Mad 1s A Rekon .. :1006: Sweatin Like Mc Bass In Specsaversss :1006:

[Mc Crime]

some1 should do a shoutout to swepon lmaooo btw does any1 want his msn!

[KARLL]

some1 should do a shoutout to swepon lmaooo btw does any1 want his msn!


WHY DO U EVEN TALK TO HIM A WUDNT LADGE ME SELF SUPPOSE U TO ARE AS GAY AS EACH OTHER

[kicky crowbar]

u bein serious m8 hahahaha

[Deka]

WHY DO U EVEN TALK TO HIM A WUDNT LADGE ME SELF SUPPOSE U TO ARE AS GAY AS EACH OTHER

ha ha ha :10001:

[Mc Crime]

ive had his msn for ages and i never knew it was him until someone told me haha

[Deka]

ive had his msn for ages and i never knew it was him until someone told me haha


aye right :8856:

[Gippo ov Bowburn]

stretch on hanga's 5th birthday sez summit like 'get a fuckin hair cut man ya daft cunt' 2 some one

[Lloydy]

ive had his msn for ages and i never knew it was him until someone told me haha
If I were you id take a leaf out of jords book and abandon that account, you're only going to get grief in every thread because of that video
ya geek :566:

[kicky crowbar]

wot video???

[Lloydy]

wot video???
check the hilariously funny forum mate

[freestyler_style]

aye i nar wot video pmsl a wudnt mind sein it???

ave got a gud one like - ya spot sum lass gan wild for a shout out n ya gan

HOLD TIGHT _________ LUCKIN SEXY AS FUCK ON THE DANCEFLOOR!! - NOR MAN, YA HERD IS WRONG, A SED YA LUCK FAT IN THOSE JEANS!!

jus make sure the wearin jeans lmao

[freestyler_style]

ar a fund that vid but its expired, can sum1 upload it for is please?? cheasss!!

[Bolsaaa]

lol when mc scotty j and stretch are b2b av heard whos a fucking pot head? does ya mam kno and scott av got a wedgie will ya pull it out for us .... who do ya think i am like techno t

[Dj_Routledge]

some1 lob that video up a wanna see it lol

[STEPHEN!]

lol stretch - hold tight alan shearer

nd energize a fink it was - hold tight lil steve ya not tht little m8

[KAYLEY*S]

G FORCE GIVES A SHOUT OUT TO WILLIAM WALLACE, WEN THE BRAVEHEART CHOONS ON HAHA MADE ME CHUCKLE

[ANTH !]

energize - when he goes yas arnt even going aka boosey thn he goes its like being down the fucking social

[andy y]

Ii Av Herd Tha 1 Anth Lol.....its Good Tha 1

[dj jake system]

haha a wos at infiltration and monstersound wos comin in and purdy went this is named after me mother fukin monster

[CHEZNEY]

theres lodes of these most them are canny funny like one the ova day was lyric on the halloween saying big shout out 2 paul gardner sorry he could b here 2 night hes gone trick or treating haha any one else herd sum ovas
aye av herrd tht funny as fuck:7542: :7481:

[SPOONIE]

unity tape from 94

mikey b on the mic, here mate look here mate look ur fuckin brains fell out pick it up, made me crease back in the day, bet the kid was off his nut thinkin eh whats goin on

[DJ-KRIS]

unity tape from 94

mikey b on the mic, here mate look here mate look ur fuckin brains fell out pick it up, made me crease back in the day, bet the kid was off his nut thinkin eh whats goin on

STRETCH AT OASIS

ADRIAN N CRAIG ON THE DEX N THAT CHOON THAT GOES "U DNT NO WHAT U DO 2 ME UR EVERY GIRLS FANTASY"

N STRETCH GANS SPOONIES FANTASY PULSE N LAMBRINI

THAT HAD IS CREASED HAHA :8856:

[SPOONIE]

hahahahaha av never heard that the cunt

[DJ-KRIS]

hahahahaha av never heard that the cunt

HAHA ME PALS GT THE AUDIO AL TRY GET IT SORTED OUT N UPLOADED

[dj jaycee]

i remember in the monkey wen turbo d sed... the djs had 2 many acid

another time he sed... the dj cudnt mix a pot noodle

think one of the time it was dj richard and jonny bass on the dex

[SPOONIE]

lol aye a love hearin armstrong takin the piss lol ner man get it up shud b a laff

[MOUSEY T]

i remember in the monkey wen turbo d sed... the djs had 2 many acid



was mak and lunatik a think m8 mix gets totally fucked up n the tunes keep gettin crossed over

[ANTH !]

na mousey it was jonny bass a remmber be in the mc bit when he dun it


o and a member on 1 ov the special cannit memmber witch 1 like but nitro went to start off with a choon and the choon was just keep jumpin and goin mad and ace went this dj's obviusly had a wobly egg :5163:

[SWELL 06]

on me powerhouse tape energize is git every 1 is goin akabussi and the base line is cumin on nice and juicy tht gave mea lil chuckle lol

[SPOONIE]

colo tape from 97, daz atack on the mic nrg on the decks

daz gans, has any1 got any rizla, oyyyyyy has any1 got any rizla

then he goes 2 nrg, steven look steven look, smoooookinnnnnnn

so am guessin he was a bit worse 4 wear

[Anth McNish]

hold tight dj quest, y fronts and a matching vest. turtle

this is not metro fm/radio 1. stompin

shout out saddam hussain, i hope ya die. (summit like that) stompin

[DJ-KRIS]

hold tight dj quest, y fronts and a matching vest. turtle

this is not metro fm/radio 1. stompin

shout out saddam hussain, i hope ya die. (summit like that) stompin

HAHA LEEFUL THEM:10001: :1498: :8856:

[CHRIS-SCOTT]

av got a tape where this kid asks mc turbo for a shout out nd then turbo jst goes ther already is a fkn mc bass now FUK OFF
haha it had me creased lyk when i first herd it

[CHRIS-SCOTT]

ive got this other tape aswell its off the week the queen mother died nd turbo d gans can we have a minute silence for the queen mother please then he gans haha can we fuk av fkn shagged a aswell she's fkn shit

[kicky crowbar]

hahaha lethal that lyk!!! bethal is fkn mental

[- barrows - gtv-]

me n ma m8 aving a mic sesh yesterday n e goes "hold tite scramble eggs"

[SPOONIE]

lol stompin in room 3 at the hangar

hold tight mike baldwin - rip

[*SaRaH-KiRa*]

lol stompin in room 3 at the hangar

hold tight mike baldwin - rip

LOLLL A CAN REMEBER THT

[- barrows - gtv-]

lol stompin in room 3 at the hangar

hold tight mike baldwin - rip
haha:8856: :566: :541: class tha

[kicky crowbar]

a saw on a powerhouse dvd mc stinger gettin sum ones phone 2 give a shout out then he goes fuk it a cant read am dyslexic haha

[DJ_BoUnCy_C]

av got a powerhouse cd wiv scotty jay n viper were viper gans, av got a wedgie scotty m8, wil ya pul it owt a woz laffin me hed off 4 ages lyk!!

[mc mysteri]

i thought tht asambinlading one was ronez lol nd the energize one wen hes goes it more like bin down the bingo this tht had is creased

[Anth McNish]

lol stompin in room 3 at the hangar

hold tight mike baldwin - rip


was that when he was on with lee foster.

[JonnyMc]

well when energize came ultimate vibe last year in feb, one of me m8s cums up 2 es at the end of the night gars ere did u hear wat energize sed just b4 e went off and a gars nar a was in toilets and he sed energize sed get in the toilets now am gonna bum yaz all lol

[GAV SHOCK]

energize comes out with some like gav shock likes his pies lol


HAHAHA THATS WOT ITS ALL ABOUT AVIN A CRACK ON N GETTIN SMUSHEDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHA . . . FUCK ALL THIS BEST MC ,BEST DJ CARRY ON . . /. JUS AVE A LAFF N A CRACK ON A SAY :5008: :5430: :541: :5163:

[mc mysteri]

well when energize came ultimate vibe last year in feb, one of me m8s cums up 2 es at the end of the night gars ere did u hear wat energize sed just b4 e went off and a gars nar a was in toilets and he sed energize sed get in the toilets now am gonna bum yaz all lol

haha canny random tht one

[Daz Vickers]

Lyric - Mass Respect going out to David Turner on his brithday from stewy c n the mc lyric in the house, stewy mate uve just won a fukin coconut haha!

[mc mysteri]

Lyric - Mass Respect going out to David Turner on his brithday from stewy c n the mc lyric in the house, stewy mate uve just won a fukin coconut haha!


and 2 cock eyed goldfish thts the one i herd lol

[Daz Vickers]

Sum random things mc's cum out wif lyk, gets yeh creased when u listen to it on tape or cd etc..

[[F]ortune]

a saw on a powerhouse dvd mc stinger gettin sum ones phone 2 give a shout out then he goes fuk it a cant read am dyslexic haha


haha a was at tha 1 was laffen me fukin head off:8856: thing is sum fik cunt held there phone up 2 im again 2 mins l8a wanin a shout out :7499: and ya cant tel me ya never herd im its loud enuff lol

[joe-white walker bad boy]

haha stewey watson u have just won ya sell a coconut nd 2 cockeyed gold fish robbie lyric said that like:17167:

[Craigy 06]

av heard energize say "holdtight old man seagull" then makes a seagull noise or sumit

[CHELL]

av heard energize say "holdtight old man seagull" then makes a seagull noise or sumit

probs wasnt, was probs just a random noise .. he normaly does that :17167:

[mc mysteri]

haha strech goes big shout out 2 dj pingu or sumfin then does pingu noise haha

[STEPHEN!]

haha strech goes big shout out 2 dj pingu or sumfin then does pingu noise haha
aii mad tht 1 wah wahhhh

[Tee]

techno t on boxing day 2001 part 2
you're not getting no shout outs so fuckin piss off will yas!!
then 2 second later " shout out to the reaper on this one " :9457:

[Tee]

lol stompin in room 3 at the hangar

hold tight mike baldwin - rip
is there any audio for this? wouldnt mind hearing it

[N.W.A]

Were Stompin Says,

'Paul Gascoine to the dj box'

hahaha:5163:

[techno-t]

techno t on boxing day 2001 part 2
you're not getting no shout outs so fuckin piss off will yas!!
then 2 second later " shout out to the reaper on this one " :9457:
you,ve got to understand,, it gets confusing up there:5008:

[- barrows - gtv-]

haha gerrin berra this thread

[Tee]

you,ve got to understand,, it gets confusing up there:5008: haha still mint though :541:

[Wuzzy Shildon Bad Boy]

Av heard Lyric cum out with sumthing lyk " gardner m8 u jst won a coconut" lol mad lyk!! but a quess what it's all about (having a good time)!!

[mc mysteri]

Av heard Lyric cum out with sumthing lyk " gardner m8 u jst won a coconut" lol mad lyk!! but a quess what it's all about (having a good time)!!


this has been sed bout 5 times lol

[kicky crowbar]

heard techno-t say on a hangar tape b4 stop pullin on me mic wire am a spoilt brat and ya not gettin me mic, al throw me dummy and piss in me pram hahaha madness

[BLAZEEE]

a set with matrix on the dexs and rossie impulse on the mic its rite near the end on check the sound break down u hear this kid go in the background...shhhmerrrrkin like a gurkin and impulse goes SHMERRRKIN LIKE A GURKIN MATEY!!!! sounds mint wen u hear it :D

[BURN-E]

well a can rememba wen techon t sed chek thi fuka out n farted down the mic migt not of been a real fart like but ya na

[PURDOS]

a set with matrix on the dexs and rossie impulse on the mic its rite near the end on check the sound break down u hear this kid go in the background...shhhmerrrrkin like a gurkin and impulse goes SHMERRRKIN LIKE A GURKIN MATEY!!!! sounds mint wen u hear it :D




hjahahah tht was me in the bk ground liek a heard it ween i had tht set on the other day

[SPOONIE]

Its Been Mentioned B4 But, Techno Nd G Force Arguin In The After Dark About Who The Special Guest Mc Is Lol

[OOZ3Y]

sum kid was askin stretch for a shout or summit thn he gans ill come dwn ther and nok u out in a minit u dft cunt or summit mad , had is creased like lol

[Anth McNish]

whats his rhyme about the big head mcs. thats a bit contradicting if hes sayin he will give ya shoutouts then sayin he wont aswel. i understand it can be a head fart with people buggin ya but its either one or the other isnt it

also head ona monkey tape tnt shout where the noise as a dj had just came off then u hear sum1 in the background shout 'NOISE'

[dj fusion]

mc stetch......WHOOZ A FUCKIN POTHEADDDDDFD

[OOZ3Y]

mc stetch......WHOOZ A FUCKIN POTHEADDDDDFD
untouchables had that night bouncin , was pure mintt ,

my m8 giv stretch his phone for a shout , then stretch went to throw him it back he sed can ya catch , ma m8 sed aii , he threw it and droppd it lol , stretch was like ahh fuk sake man hope u got insurance for that , was funny at the time like lol :1006:

[dj fusion]

fukin mad stretch. nd wen scotty jay got a drink ov iz water nd e went thats mine ya daft cunt den stretch went welli put ya shoulders away mnan. dat waz 1 ov me best raves lyk pua rocked it 2 fuk

[OOZ3Y]

stretch sed summit to scott before like shut up u hairy bastard haha offit ....

[Wuzzy Shildon Bad Boy]

this has been sed bout 5 times lol

a dont read the threads from the beggining m8 lol!!! cheers for saying tho lol!! :541:

[STRETCH]

[QUOTE=anthmc]whats his rhyme about the big head mcs. thats a bit contradicting if hes sayin he will give ya shoutouts then sayin he wont aswel. i understand it can be a head fart with people buggin ya but its either one or the other isnt it

no i was talkin to dj scott cos he slapped me round the ear and it fuckin knacked! cos few months b4 at the palace when the dex were on the balcony scott was in the middle of a mix and i ran across mortal drunk and slapped him across the back of his head his head phones when flyin the mix had to be chopped in, i then proceeded to D.D.T scott into the carpet we started wrestling and techno t began kickin us it was canny funny like, so thats why scott slapped me and thats who i was shoutin at! and i said "ill knock you out in a minute rat boy"

[djfrostie]

[QUOTE=anthmc]whats his rhyme about the big head mcs. thats a bit contradicting if hes sayin he will give ya shoutouts then sayin he wont aswel. i understand it can be a head fart with people buggin ya but its either one or the other isnt it

no i was talkin to dj scott cos he slapped me round the ear and it fuckin knacked! cos few months b4 at the palace when the dex were on the balcony scott was in the middle of a mix and i ran across mortal drunk and slapped him across the back of his head his head phones when flyin the mix had to be chopped in, i then proceeded to D.D.T scott into the carpet we started wrestling and techno t began kickin us it was canny funny like, so thats why scott slapped me and thats who i was shoutin at! and i said "ill knock you out in a minute rat boy"

HOLDTIGHT THE SECIRITY CREW...YOU WITH THE FUCKING BALD HEAD WHERES MY PENACILIN HAHA

[Dj_Frixshon]

av heard impulse give shout out to hasslehoff hahaha twas a belta. and and then theres an old afterdark tape av got were technos on the mic and he gans "oi stompin stop bitin me leg! hes bitin me leg" had me ill and pretty much any time scotty jay is on the mic and fuckin mortal. got a cd were he cannit even get his words out hes like "mash reshpect to ya all of ya your lookin unvelibabble out there am fuckin wrecked" then impulse cums on the mic and goes oi scotty sort ya fukin head out man" hahaha mental

[Lee]

unreal this thread lol

got a few laffs out of it. :8856:

[mc mysteri]

i ana i herd viper say lets have vote c if this mic is better haha

[GAV SHOCK]

"mash reshpect to ya all of ya your lookin unvelibabble out there am fuckin wrecked" then impulse cums on the mic and goes oi scotty sort ya fukin head out man" hahaha mental[/QUOTE]



HAHAHA II FUNNY SHIT THAT . . . SCOTTY J IMPULSE TURBO D . . 2 MICS SWAPP N DROPP . . SHIT HOT THAT TAPE . . ONE OV THE BEST AVE HEARD DEFFO

[mc mysteri]

"mash reshpect to ya all of ya your lookin unvelibabble out there am fuckin wrecked" then impulse cums on the mic and goes oi scotty sort ya fukin head out man" hahaha mental



HAHAHA II FUNNY SHIT THAT . . . SCOTTY J IMPULSE TURBO D . . 2 MICS SWAPP N DROPP . . SHIT HOT THAT TAPE . . ONE OV THE BEST AVE HEARD DEFFO[/QUOTE]


wen tht tape from like

[Dj_Frixshon]

me and me mate were at the hangar wen it was at the mcewans centre and a got a shout out off the techno * i was very buzzin off that thank you kev* anyway me mate wanted one and went up wit his fone and it sed shout out to dj doz-e which to him is pronounced dozey as in dozey cunt. anyway it went big shout to dj doz eh? doozie? wot the fucks that a fuck it and gave his fone bak. wey a was doubled up me was fuckin hilarious

[Dj_Frixshon]

"mash reshpect to ya all of ya your lookin unvelibabble out there am fuckin wrecked" then impulse cums on the mic and goes oi scotty sort ya fukin head out man" hahaha mental



HAHAHA II FUNNY SHIT THAT . . . SCOTTY J IMPULSE TURBO D . . 2 MICS SWAPP N DROPP . . SHIT HOT THAT TAPE . . ONE OV THE BEST AVE HEARD DEFFO[/QUOTE]

must happen regularly coz mines on a h13 cd wit scotty j impulse bak 2 bak carter direct on the dex 16-04-06

[mc element]

b4 at this rave in peterlee, the power went off wen purdy woz on the mic, lights n everythin, n all ya hear is purdy ''any1 got a 10a for the metre lyk?'', woz cani funny at the tym

[Jenny-x-]

Dave Yaa Hair Cutsss Shittt ..makes Me Lafff All Tym Wen Purdyy Says It Lol

[Dj_Frixshon]

b4 at this rave in peterlee, the power went off wen purdy woz on the mic, lights n everythin, n all ya hear is purdy ''any1 got a 10a for the metre lyk?'', woz cani funny at the tym


hahahahahahaha fuckin love it

[mc element]

fink ive herd scotty jay b4 jus randomly say 'rub a dub dub' lmao, n herd stretch giv a shoutout to david hasslehoff lol

[mc element]

hahahahahahaha fuckin love it

haha even better at the tym m8 lol

[Dj_Frixshon]

haha even better at the tym m8 lol


a bet it was. a probably wud have needed a stretcher to take me out the place a wud have been fuckin bad laughin

[mc element]

a bet it was. a probably wud have needed a stretcher to take me out the place a wud have been fuckin bad laughin

haha ii, shock cum anorl wif his session hat lmao

on this boxin day powerhouse tape, wen untouchables r on the mic, stretch gans to say a rhyme n nacks it up n u jus hear scoty jay laffin in background, stretch gans fuck off man scott lol, tht had iz creased. n on this powerhouse tape wif untouchables on wen the tune breasdown, stretch jus starts singin this song, git ''some ppl stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light'' tht had is ill lmao.

[OOZ3Y]

haha av herd tht set like , pua waxa dj stonehouse dj impulse ?? and rossi givs a shout to lawson and gav shock sayin hold tite the chemical brothers or summit hahah offittt

[GAV SHOCK]

[and rossi givs a shout to lawson and gav shock sayin hold tite the chemical brothers or summit hahah offittt[/QUOTE]


HAHAHA ROSSI KNOWS THE CRACK :5163: :5008: :5430: :7542: :5163:

[mc-rascal]

haha av herd tht set like , pua waxa dj stonehouse dj impulse ?? and rossi givs a shout to lawson and gav shock sayin hold tite the chemical brothers or summit hahah offittt
yea on tha first intialize tape impulse gives a shout out sayin tha lol

[ALEX.]

On a tape i have Stompin comes on and says 'hold tite the lazer man, can ya not spell stompin right' the on the breakdown he says 'Big shout to mc Stotin whoever that is' lol had me laffin

then one wher ace says 'im off me fuckin lips inside' then a second later he goes 'big shout to mc turbo-d, mc trance and the mc turbo-d' lol drugs effectin his short term memory ther haha

[BURN-E]

techno t on sum tape gan a big shout 2 .... on his 12th b day lol then about 5 mins l8ta he gans nar hes nt 12 lads he 17 not old enuf 2 shag my bird yet r sumit lol had me in creases

[BURN-E]

haha ii, shock cum anorl wif his session hat lmao

on this boxin day powerhouse tape, wen untouchables r on the mic, stretch gans to say a rhyme n nacks it up n u jus hear scoty jay laffin in background, stretch gans fuck off man scott lol, tht had iz creased. n on this powerhouse tape wif untouchables on wen the tune breasdown, stretch jus starts singin this song, git ''some ppl stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light'' tht had is ill lmao.

wat about wen tazo n ace r on lol n ace gans mc tazo gets his mics from argos lol

[OOZ3Y]

ayee ace says summit mad like gunna hav to do with a karaoke mic yessss lol

[mc element]

haha ii lol

mc tazo and his argos mic inside the place, n on tht same tape ace gans ill never catch this im off me nut lol, woz a cani gd powerhouse tht lyk

[OOZ3Y]

lol say some radged stuff like ...

[DJ_BoUnCy_C]

haha av got a munky set were lyric says " stue m8 yav jst won a coconut n 2 cok eyed gold fish" lol

[cocooma lover]

bass generator - sneaky eye judgement day 2

tune stops

sneaky eye- ' going out to the generator the hard man the big boy, i told you brfore to stop masturbating behind the decks'

bass generator - ' fuck off you baldy nonce'

sneaky eye - ' the glue sniffing , child abusing, mother fucking hardman of techno the BASSSSSSSSSSSS GENERATORRRRRR'

another hard as fuck beauty kicks in


legend

[DJ_BoUnCy_C]

haha wots tht on m8

[PURDOS]

stretch - am sweatin like stonehouse in saint james's park , classical!

[mc mysteri]

stretch - am sweatin like stonehouse in saint james's park , classical!


haha mad tht

[STRETCH]

Danny Stompin When The Monkey 1st Opened
"hold Tight For The Shout Outs This Is Not Metro Fm"

[DJ_BoUnCy_C]

november 2005, turbo-D
"am fukin loosin it ere lyk, am goin am goin, ere davy m8 quickly dig a 6 ft hole n bury iz wiv a mic coz av fukin lost it now lyk"

a woz creased me lyk

[JTS]

Powerhouse DJ Shock Mc Turbo D And Techno T b2b..............i remember seeing the flyers in the shops and it made some reference to Techno T being old enough for a zimmer frame or summit. Anyway, in the breakdown to 1 of the tunes, Techno T starts going on about it "say i'm old say i'm past it but i still get on the microphone and blast it, not quite ready for a zimmer frame yet Effect ya bastard, i read the flyers man......"

[Dj_Frixshon]

Powerhouse DJ Shock Mc Turbo D And Techno T b2b..............i remember seeing the flyers in the shops and it made some reference to Techno T being old enough for a zimmer frame or summit. Anyway, in the breakdown to 1 of the tunes, Techno T starts going on about it "say i'm old say i'm past it but i still get on the microphone and blast it, not quite ready for a zimmer frame yet Effect ya bastard, i read the flyers man......"



haha got that tape. funny as fuck that like

[kicky crowbar]

a need that audio desperatly

[Ammo]

ive had his msn for ages and i never knew it was him until someone told me haha
glen its lee wtf do u always get tortured teh fings ya say aint funny rekon ya shudde lernt like from ya mc crime thread

[Lee_Logic]

a rekon the one tha stretch says is good whussss a fukin pothed sum1 in the crowd must shour me thn he goes dus ya mam knoo haha

[dj_central]

Sweating like Mc Base in McDonals !haha

[20peter-martin06]

Sweating like Mc Base in McDonals !haha
hahahahahahahaha

[BLAZEEE]

hjahahah tht was me in the bk ground liek a heard it ween i had tht set on the other day
haha a fort a bet thats purdy but then a fort nooorrr it cannit be sounds like a pure radgieeee with a dodgie voice haha

[BLAZEEE]

that techno t ace audio wen techno t says summit about sumone spoling it for everyone n ace goes ya man yaa technooo t..northeast fuckin legend man wat the fuck ye deein wasting his time.....make sum fuckin noisee man!!!!
anyone na wa that was about???

[curbo]

ace n tazo b2b n ace goes " mc tazo absolutely cowied off ees nut inside" or summat n tazo goes " am sayin nowt "

n nufa turbo d n impulse b2b n turbo d's jus got back from amstardam n impulse goes " sort us sum skunk ai ? "

[Downsy]

that techno t ace audio wen techno t says summit about sumone spoling it for everyone n ace goes ya man yaa technooo t..northeast fuckin legend man wat the fuck ye deein wasting his time.....make sum fuckin noisee man!!!!
anyone na wa that was about???

was when someone threw a bottle at techno t on his last set at the powerhouse.

[<--Dj Wardy-->]

that techno t ace audio wen techno t says summit about sumone spoling it for everyone n ace goes ya man yaa technooo t..northeast fuckin legend man wat the fuck ye deein wasting his time.....make sum fuckin noisee man!!!!
anyone na wa that was about???
tha was a thread bout it m8 n sumit boot sum 1 chukin botles on the stage n neerly hit techno t so he kiked off peer mental

[Mc Blazin]

hahaha iii theres sum belta's !

[Mc Blazin]

raggggaaamufffflinnnnnn ... smerkin gerkin !! haha impulseee

[WARDY!!]

ener ener gi gi gize gav shock likes his fuckin pies

[joe-white walker bad boy]

off me branston pickle

[Dj_Routledge]

Tempo ".. ian and katie together for eva .. aww isnt he sweet"

[MOUSEY T]

Energize When He Was On Hardcore Networks "hold Tight Mousey Just Been Sacked From Maccy D's For Dippin The Till"

[MOUSEY T]

Stretch On The Warm Up At The Hangar "hold Tight Stonehouse The Maccy D's Warrior" Fuckin Classic Tha After Wha Happened

[SPOONIE]

haha that was the funniest thing ever

pebbletent layin that kid out in maccy d's nd then us hidin in the pig nd whistle from the pigs

[KAYLEY*S]

Stretch On The Warm Up At The Hangar "hold Tight Stonehouse The Maccy D's Warrior" Fuckin Classic Tha After Wha Happened



eh wat happened wif maccy d's like lol?:17432:

[MOUSEY T]

eh wat happened wif maccy d's like lol?:17432:

SUM KID WAS GRIEFIN STRETCH IN MACCY D'S ABOUT RAVE OR SUMMAT SO STONEHOUSE JUS WALKED IN N DISHED HIM

[KAYLEY*S]

haha that was the funniest thing ever

pebbletent layin that kid out in maccy d's nd then us hidin in the pig nd whistle from the pigs


haha wen was tht? n wat over.....a hope it wasnt over a big mac

[KAYLEY*S]

SUM KID WAS GRIEFIN STRETCH IN MACCY D'S ABOUT RAVE OR SUMMAT SO STONEHOUSE JUS WALKED IN N DISHED HIM


then tax his meal? lol a hope so

[Omi]

1 ov the powerhouse cds

scotty jay gans to stretch "put yi shoulders away"

n stretch gans "shut up yi hairy cunt"

haha

[SPOONIE]

me stretch stonehouse rossi nd johnson were in maccy d's nd these kids were behind us in the que nd they were gan hewwwwwwww shud we gan 2 the boat 2 see stompin the neet like hewwww takin the piss but right in mine nd stretch's lug, we went outside nd telt stonehouse peevied off his mask he stormed in the jawed the kid, lol was a pure howl

[Amanda]

1 ov the powerhouse cds

scotty jay gans to stretch "put yi shoulders away"

n stretch gans "shut up yi hairy cunt"

haha

ur sig still scared me wat have i dne :9457:

[MOUSEY T]

me stretch stonehouse rossi nd johnson

nah it was me u dyer keith c stonehouse johnson forcer dan f n stretch m8

[SPOONIE]

nah it was me u dyer keith c stonehouse johnson forcer dan f n stretch m8

ad been out all day excuse my shit brain

[D]

nah it was me u dyer keith c stonehouse johnson forcer dan f n stretch m8
:17429: :17429: :17429: :17429:

[curbo]

wen tht lass tryed ta grab tha mic off impulse at redca powerhouse n e goes " sum raj lass jus tryed ta grab tha mic off us "

[MOUSEY T]

ad been out all day excuse my shit brain

nee botha m8 stonehouse got him with a corker like:9457:

[SPOONIE]

best thing was his mate was up whickham the week after mousey nd he came over ns sed tell ur mate we dont want no bother haha a was ill

[Lee]

nee botha m8 stonehouse got him with a corker like:9457:


bet ya its the last time he tries to take the piss like lol

[MOUSEY T]

was offit like when we were walkin by st james park after the match n everyone was pilin out n tha johnson just started pointin at stonehouse n shoutin hes a macam hes a macam

[Anth McNish]

best thing was his mate was up whickham the week after mousey nd he came over ns sed tell ur mate we dont want no bother haha a was ill

what a tit. he would of been just the same unless his mate hadnt just got wipeed out. thats all they understand some people.

[SPOONIE]

mad johnson like propa loopa lol gud lad tho

[PURDOS]

nah it was me u dyer keith c stonehouse johnson forcer dan f n stretch m8




HE JUST DIDNT WANNA ADMIT HE WAS WITH U IN PUBLIC REALLY

[SPOONIE]

lol purdy is a clever guy

[daz.]

mighta already bin sed but i always wondered why energize sez - hold tight mousey t snausages ? shed any light on this purdy or moussse ?

[MOUSEY T]

or well thats you crossed of me xmas card list then spoon

[MOUSEY T]

mighta already bin sed but i always wondered why energize sez - hold tight mousey t snausages ? shed any light on this purdy or moussse ?

cos i eat aldi own brand snuasages

[D]

mighta already bin sed but i always wondered why energize sez - hold tight mousey t snausages ? shed any light on this purdy or moussse ?
:8856: :8856: :8856: :8856: :8856:

[MOUSEY T]

:8856: :8856: :8856: :8856: :8856:

less of tha sniper wee

[D]

less of tha sniper wee
:349: :349: :349:

[mc mysteri]

turb d on the b2b goes big shout out 2 parkland from the pig farm haha ya stink of pigs blood or sumfin was crsed wen i herd it

[ALEX.]

tape whr trance gives the mic to ace then ace goes
'whers the noise for mc trance in the place'
then he goes 'Party crew thats absolutley fuckin shit, whers the noise for mc trance' lol

[dj raw]

were stompin gives some 1 a shout and says we used to go to school together haha!!!

[Skitzo]

On 1 Ov Me Powerhouse Cds Impulse Nd Ace Are On The Mic Nd Ya Jst Hea Ace Say That Shotgun Blew Me Teeth Off, Nd L8a On On Same Cd Ace Says Hold Tight Frog Nd Impulse Repeats Then Does A Frog Noise Lmao

[DJQuake]

colo tape of mc delta... he goes "haw man ya breaths renk, u sucked a fart or what?"

mc sharkey "please sir can a hav sum more hardcore"

mc livelee "whats this *taps mic* hello? hello? mum?"

mc stretch in forcefield "ne1 got a walkman"

mc energize 2 dj xtra in asylum, "how man ya need a bib or what"

[Skitzo]

Haha Quality

[HarveyR]

on monkey vs powerhouse stretch starts singin " in to the night" mad as fuck and impulse or scotty jay gans " cheesy"

[Skitzo]

on monkey vs powerhouse stretch starts singin " in to the night" mad as fuck and impulse or scotty jay gans " cheesy"

THAT ONES ALREDY BEEN SED M8 - ITS THE FEBRUARY CD

[mitchy_thby_born_n_bread]

im sweating like mc ...... in specsavers and a mc donalds one haha

tht mcdonalds 1 is strech m8 its off his last set wen hes goin wild in the hanger :1498:

[mitchy_thby_born_n_bread]

everyones talkin bout strech anit the haha he did cum out with sum mad shit liek

[Anth McNish]

Jet - Hold tight the spice girls, i want all of ya

[sparkey118]

monkey v powerhouse 06...

untuchables mic... impulse is blastn out tha rymes, scotty j n stretch start laffn at each ova n av rossi's life fukin givn it tha deep voice n tha fort tha wer kanny radged lyk

[sparkey118]

same tape when tazo ace take owa ace says... is their any noise out there powerhouse massive or wat.. then tazo just gans... whhhhhhhhhhhoooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy were lmao

[* S a m - M *]

i a was there at monkey vs powerhouse n acee gans is there any noise out there powerhouse massive n tazo goes wheeeeeee or sumik like that lol n av got the tape from halloween monkey 2005 where lyric givs out a shout 2 gardnar whoss gon trick or treatinn haha a na its already been posted like

[DYNAMITE]

Holdtight Old Man Seagal, Then Purdy Dus A Chicken Noise Lmao

[Daz_Stockton]

scotty jay n turbo d on the mic

Turbo d: We got a massive respect.. to the dj stonehouse.. on the dancefloorrr!!

Scott: Ya mackam basterd ya!!

[* S a m - M *]

ayee
turbo d: we are the sunderland massiv tho stonehouse
scotty: toon toon black n white army, toon toon black n white army

[Doddzy]

av got this ballistik tape or summat wer tazo gans any noise or not aye? nd thers nee noise n he gans well fuck off then lol nd l8a on in that tape these mad tunes are on nd ace gans rollin at these tunes lyk

[HEWDOG]

Durham Powerhouse Just Gone Energize Waz On N He Gans "am Fukin Smushed........havnt Had These In Abowt A Week" Lol Waz Canny Funny That Like.......cums Owt Wif Sum Mad Shit Like

[Hypno]

i a was there at monkey vs powerhouse n acee gans is there any noise out there powerhouse massive n tazo goes wheeeeeee or sumik like that lol n av got the tape from halloween monkey 2005 where lyric givs out a shout 2 gardnar whoss gon trick or treatinn haha a na its already been posted like


hahah aii thts th 1 like

a got tht cd, its a belta, scotty jay nd impulse greef eechuva

thn ace n tazo go wild

wheeeeeeee

nd lala ... la allalalalalalaa haha

[HEWDOG]

ayee
turbo d: we are the sunderland massiv tho stonehouse
scotty: toon toon black n white army, toon toon black n white army
AYE MAD AS FUK THAT LOL:8856:

[HEWDOG]

Has Any1 Herd Future Do That Squeaky Fing He Did It Loadz At Last Durham Powerhouse

[mc mysteri]

never herd tht like lol

[CHELL]

Durham Powerhouse Just Gone Energize Waz On N He Gans "am Fukin Smushed........havnt Had These In Abowt A Week" Lol Waz Canny Funny That Like.......cums Owt Wif Sum Mad Shit Like

havent had these in about a week ? lol what did ya think he was talkin about lk :9457: lol

he didnt say that tho .. he was on about him n chrissy n said they hadnt had any sleep in a week lol

[mc mysteri]

havent had these in about a week ? lol what did ya think he was talkin about lk :9457: lol

he didnt say that tho .. he was on about him n chrissy n said they hadnt had any sleep in a week lol


haha thts you told

[CHELL]

haha thts you told

i wasnt bein nasty i was just tellin him what he act said

[mc mysteri]

i ana nd think he miss typed the i havnt had theses in a week was probs ment 2 b heard

[HEWDOG]

my bad lol

[mc mysteri]

lyric was lossing his voice nd he goes sorry crew im loosing me voice but like arnald schwatsanigger says i will b bk haha

[DJQuake]

the pissed bloke in the king willy when the sound system fucked up, "ne1 got ne motown?. he had me ill him like.... apparently when we went to get another sound system he was singin elvis songs lol

[Wilmot]

Lyric Easter Special

Sorry For The Loss Ov Voices Jus Like Arnold Swartzanigger Says Ill Be Back

[91butla...wipeout06]

Haha session :P funny as fuk sum shit purdy cums out with lyk dave ya haircuts shit thats the bestlyk without a doubt

[91butla...wipeout06]

Random old blokes in pubs man funny as fuck

[MOUSEY T]

g-force on an energize tape - if ya pills aint kicked in yet find the lad ya bought them off an give him a good slap

[mc mysteri]

g-force on an energize tape - if ya pills aint kicked in yet find the lad ya bought them off an give him a good slap

haha mint tht 1

[Jimmy G-Force]

This was said during a high point of an anthem breakdown, referring to the word 'Russian' and 'Rushing'. :39:

"....And apart from those of you who hail from Moscow, who else is Rushing in the house" :8403:

[Jimmy G-Force]

g-force on an energize tape - if ya pills aint kicked in yet find the lad ya bought them off an give him a good slap

LOL !!


Yeah, this one was used many times on the highs of an anthem breakdown.


"..And if your not rushing now you've been ripped off, go and see the guy you bought them off and give him a good slap " :8403:

[*SaRaH-KiRa*]

haha aye av herd tht on a few tapes

[maccy d]

this myt of been sed .. but energize.. he sed me head is lyk a giant fukin pickle :P.. hes a legend for randomiss

[RossMc]

probz been sed like but a cba 2 look throught the posts

wen lyric ses

yav jst won a fuckin coconut lol

[dryden]

g-force on an energize tape - if ya pills aint kicked in yet find the lad ya bought them off an give him a good slap
ii thats a belta 1 that

[Che]

When Impulse n Scotty Jay Start Sayin Rooster Booster and That

And Stretch be ther or be triangle

[Omi]

on the tapes off the 14th

the way energize gans

gaaaaaaaaav shock sounds funny as fuck a rekon like

[kicky crowbar]

on a adrenilin cd dj halman nocks a tune off by accident and stretch goes 'away man halman a nar ya wanna go home 2 watch big brother but fuck it mikeys been evicted' haha madnesss

[maccy d]

ha ha ener ener gi gi gize gav shock lyks his pies quality
:10001:

[GAV SHOCK]

ha ha ener ener gi gi gize gav shock lyks his pies quality
:10001:



am more ov a fish n chip kind ov guy me like :17432: . . . haha

[maccy d]

am more ov a fish n chip kind ov guy me like :17432: . . . haha


ha ha same :D:D crnt beat oxbridge chippy for chipp buttie splash with gravy u ever been gav ?

[GAV SHOCK]

ha ha same :D:D crnt beat oxbridge chippy for chipp buttie splash with gravy u ever been gav ?



hahaha ii . .

[maccy d]

crnt beat tha gravy betta thn any wans nans sunder dinner gravy guarrentied !!! ha ha
:10001::10001::10001::10001:

:576:

[Renegade Master]

It wudnt hav been recorded cos it was upstairs on the boat but Stretch had me pure ill with this one.

"Here you with the Fuck (FCUK) top on....FUCK OFF!"

[maccy d]

lol if i herd it tht probz wudda ad me in stiches

[Kranny]

on the tapes off the 14th

the way energize gans

gaaaaaaaaav shock sounds funny as fuck a rekon like

ai i noticed dat sounds offit

anuva 1 from purdy on reopenin nyt at da start of halmans set were he starts goin along wiv da tune eheh eh

[Dj-Only]

Energize agen halloween Spech " Hold Tite The Carphone Warehouse" lol think its cs he was flooded with fones 4 shoutouts... creese

[Chrissy Stevo]

energize................"hold tight mousey t............snausagesss"

[Francey]

am sure ave herd ronez on sum audio say hold tyt osoma binlarden inside the house lmao or sadam husaine 1 of the 2 lol

[Chrissy Stevo]

lol impulse on tha house party CD wer he says ....."raaaaagamuffin.....rub a dub dub dub" sounds quality wif his voice like

[CHEZNEY]

g force on sum older tapes says sum mad shit
"a not buzzin now go the the bloke ya got it off .its the best 5 pounds ya ever spent this is what ya call a high"

[OOZ3Y]

scotty jay to stonehouse - holdtite dj hasslehoff

[CHEZNEY]

scotty jay to stonehouse - holdtite dj hasslehoff
haha iiiii:1498:

[OOZ3Y]

lol was lethal tht set like

[Budaplatinum]

Was funny when mc techno-t told that gimp in the U18
PH who was throughin bottles 'act ya fuckin' age man ye prick...
innstead of spoiln it for everbody else LOL

[! * яовѕои * !]

Am Sure Ace Said On This Years Haloween Audio That Sum 1 Looked Like The Scare Crow Of Jeepers Creapers Haha

[OOZ3Y]

lol ayee he did robson , and he also said , ive got the beetle album lol

[! * яовѕои * !]

Hahaha A Was Sure He Said It Like

[OOZ3Y]

lol good when they hav a crack on the mic like ,

[OOZ3Y]

tempo says aswell hold tite francee , my brother with a different mother lol

[Chris_h'pool]

tempo says aswell hold tite francee , my brother with a different mother lol

I say that to my best mates, bruvas from different mothers, av been sayin it years but am hearin loads of people sayin it now like :7481:

[OOZ3Y]

haha first time i herd it was tempo like , and francee has it in his name lol (SIG)

[Omi]

Am Sure Ace Said On This Years Haloween Audio That Sum 1 Looked Like The Scare Crow Of Jeepers Creapers Haha

he was talkin about purdy a fink lol

[DJ-Stocko]

lol ayee he did robson , and he also said , ive got the beetle album lol

He said that wen the countdown was on, thort that was what the tune said lol, think it actually says i think the speakers are broken or summut tho

[KAYLEY*S]

was listenin to a tape few weeks ago, n techno t sayin summat like, " al spit out me dummy, n al piss in me pram" was laughin a canny bit like it sounded mad.....am sure ther was a anuvva bit but a cnt member atm!:5163:

[OOZ3Y]

lol fuk nos mate offit tho lol

[KAYLEY*S]

loadsa mc's av sed av got t beatles album, cos thts wat it sounds like it says in the choon, but in t choon i fink it says "i fink the speakers av blown" summat like tht neways

[Cheesy ov hpool !!!]

was listenin to a tape few weeks ago, n techno t sayin summat like, " al spit out me dummy, n al piss in me pram" was laughin a canny bit like it sounded mad.....am sure ther was a anuvva bit but a cnt member atm!:5163:

Al smash me dolls house up al spit me dummy out n piss in me pram a a spoilt brat itssss my mic haha summit along them lines a reckon :541:

[Renegade Master]

He said that wen the countdown was on, thort that was what the tune said lol, think it actually says i think the speakers are broken or summut tho
The beatles album crack comes from a tape from a couple of years ago. Before the monkey we were havin a drink in ricki's and boyley and ricki were on about this tune that says, "I've got the beatles album" but i didnt know what they were on about.
Then later on me and Boyley were b2b at the monkey and Nitro happened to play it in our set which was canny mad at the time so Boyley was saying "I've got the beatles album"

[OOZ3Y]

u say sumit like im gunna scare the shit out of u fuckers right about now on halloween set lol , something along those lines anyway haha

[Renegade Master]

Danny Stompin at the monkey:

"I'm not giving a shout out to Jacko, it sounds like Michael Jackson - He's a fuckin NONCE!"

[OOZ3Y]

lol wen was this date rossi or cant ya remember

[Renegade Master]

u say sumit like im gunna scare the shit out of u fuckers right about now on halloween set lol , something along those lines anyway haha
I always say it at Haloween its me lil party trick lol!

Nar man its baked to fuck but i still say it anyway.