Chatups

[dryden]

What makes u like a lad when hes chattin u up.. specific comments , specific looks he gives.. tellll

[Kirsty]

haha aslong as hes himself then its all gravey...dont fink thes comments as such but aslong as hes nice to ya n actually litsens to you n not just himself

[JTS]

Get yer norks out is usually a good one in my experience :1498: :582:

[Lee]

"youve pulled ya dirty bitch"

[SURGE]

"Get Ya Gob Rund Me Nob"

[jen.t]

fuk nahs my lad didnt say a word to me when a 1st met him he couldnt get a word in edge ways he just had a gazed look on his face as if to say who the fuks she..hahaha then a kiddanapped him n took him on a seshen.

aslong as he sound thats all that matters

[JTS]

Do you like swimming? Hows this for a length :1006:

[Hollie Gardner!]

aslong as he sound thats all that matters

ayeee a agree jennifer :566: got to hav a giggle

[Saz]

Erm lyk jen said..long as their sound, good crack, not borin as fuck, arnt quiet, then a dnt really mind what tha say...cheesey chat up lines are pathetic though they make is cringe.

[Mr_X-Tra]

Do you like swimming? Hows this for a length :1006:

lolol

[RossGee]

"Get Ya Gob Rund Me Nob"

haha creased at that!!

:1498:

[DJ_EMERGE]

Do you like swimming? Hows this for a length :1006:

:8856:

[Kranny]

male: can i weigh ya boobs?
lass: wot
lad grabs boobs whilst shoutin 'weyyyyyyyyyy!!!!'

[hollie]

Erm lyk jen said..long as their sound, good crack, not borin as fuck, arnt quiet, then a dnt really mind what tha say...cheesey chat up lines are pathetic though they make is cringe.

same :10001: :5002:

[Hypno]

Do you like swimming? Hows this for a length :1006:

hhaha u filthy animal

[Hypno]

Erm lyk jen said..long as their sound, good crack, not borin as fuck, arnt quiet, then a dnt really mind what tha say...cheesey chat up lines are pathetic though they make is cringe.

is ur farther a terrorist??????


bcoz ur da bomb ;):1039:

[DJ_PHELAN]

Ah Tryd Bein Mesel Ahahah Dsnt Work Lmaooooo

But Ah Soldier On Lol

[*Sarah-Louise*]

eeee some lads have some amount of cheesey patta makes is laff a spose

[LIL_STACI]

eeee some lads have some amount of cheesey patta makes is laff a spose

ergh anah a hate the stupid cheesy chat up lines like lol :1498:

[SURGE]

i may not be fred flinstone... but i'll make ur bed-rock

[LIL_STACI]

ive lost my number can i have ures.. erm na!! lol

[SURGE]

Did it hurt enu fell from heaven? :D

[Kranny]

i may not be fred flinstone... but i'll make ur bed-rock

haha i mite use that one sumtime for a laff see wot reaction ya get

[DJ_PHELAN]

Bend Owa Nd Think Of France Coz The Eifell Towers Cumin At Ya

[SURGE]

ere sexy get ya fairy out please

[Omi]

divint botha me arse usin chat up lines like haha

just tell the slag to suck me cockkkkkkkkkkkk

ner man a dnt even no wot a do :S

[JTS]

hhaha u filthy animal

Plenty more where that one came from mate I can assure you (no pun intended) :582:

My mate has a good one like..........he told me it the other week lol. He says I just go up to lasses in a club and I say to them "suck it and it spits at you" lol. He probs does aswell he's mad.

[JOEEE]

one of my personal favourites is

male: can a call you gillette
female:why ?
male: beacuse ur the best a man can get haha

[JOEEE]

haha a went on google nd searched for chat up lines, a read through nd found this 1

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".

hahaha

[Leon-Xplode]

Bend Owa Nd Think Of France Coz The Eifell Towers Cumin At Ya

hahahaha .... blackpool towers the 1 ya want ;)

[MILLEN]

Hew pet fancy a fuck?

'nor ya filthy bastid'

Well will ya lie down while a have 1




hahahaha sid the sexist legend :10001: :10001: :10001: :10001:

[xkarlyx]

haha a went on google nd searched for chat up lines, a read through nd found this 1

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".

hahaha

lmfaooo thats mint that one...

most regular iv heard is GET YAH RAT OOOOOOOOOOOT :7838:

[raverreece]

"Get Ya Rat Out!!!!"

nar man!! lol

You - "Did it Hurt?"

lass - "Did Wot Hurt?"

You - "Wen Ya Fell From Heaven"

cheesy one a picked up bak in the day lol

[Hypno]

lmfaooo thats mint that one...

most regular iv heard is GET YAH RAT OOOOOOOOOOOT :7838:

:1039:

[Lloydy]

wrap your gums around me plums

[xJodi_Leax]

Dont Often Here Chat Up Lines Lmao
But Suck Us Off Usualy Works ;) Ner Oj Lol

[xJodi_Leax]

haha a went on google nd searched for chat up lines, a read through nd found this 1

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".

hahaha

hahahahaa a like tht en

[x..Carleigh..x]

haha a went on google nd searched for chat up lines, a read through nd found this 1

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway".

hahaha

A LYK THT 1 LYK HAHA

[Hypno]

Dont Often Here Chat Up Lines Lmao
But Suck Us Off Usualy Works ;) Ner Oj Lol

suck is off then

[*Bella*]

most common ones i heard are 'get ya tits out' or 'get ya rat out' filthy lol

[steph_horner]

haha nixon and all his cheesy chat up lines.. god man.. hate the cheesy ones meee

[SWELL 06]

Get On Ya Honkers Nd Suk Me Conkerss

[*Gemz*]

I hate the cheesy chat up lines like :17429:

[steph_horner]

I hate the cheesy chat up lines like :17429:

no point in them wat so ever :| make me sick they dee :32:

[mc marshall]

hha

ya up 4 a bit bukie bukie the nyt petal ha:576:

get out ya honkers nd suk on me konkers:576:

bend owa nd tuch ya toes ill show u wer the wild goose goes:576:

bend owa nd tuch ya toes nd ill tuch ya kidnees:576:


LETS GO TAP SUM FLAPPPP

[DJ_EMERGE]

Hu !!!! Ye Dirty Slag Get Ye Fanny Oot

[SURGE]

u........my bed..........NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LIL_STACI]

I HATE THE EXPRESSION .. ARE U GAME.. LOL PROPER TYPICAL!

[SURGE]

I HATE THE EXPRESSION .. ARE U GAME.. LOL PROPER TYPICAL!

ya game??? :576:

haha arny kiddin :5125:

[LIL_STACI]

ya game??? :576:

haha arny kiddin :5125:

:8856: ITS THE WORST THAT LIKE, EVER SO TAKE NOTE LOL

[Omi]

you, me nd a big tub of vaseline ;)

[gibo]

this is how its done lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr2Dn3R2qbk&mode=related&search=

[!.MC_LEACHY.!]

The One That Me Mate Got From Sumwer

'Bend Ova See If I Know Ya' hahhaa

[Jen_G]

gud crack is what mattas most. aslong as there not a complete mong haha

[!.MC_LEACHY.!]

haha gud on ere get sum tips with lasses get stuck in n tha haha only if our mate was here to see this hes a cheesey little cunt

[Mick-G]

Do you like swimming? Hows this for a length :1006:

haha class that.

[Linzy]

good crack thats funny and makes is laff a lurvv lads that can make is laff pplus lots ov smiling

[MC Sonic]

this is how its done lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr2Dn3R2qbk&mode=related&search=

hahaha hes mad him like

[LIL_STACI]

gud crack is what mattas most. aslong as there not a complete mong haha

aye ana nowt worse then wen their miserable twats

[gemma-gibson]

longs there not 2 queit or 2 loud nd head blagssss its cushhhhh

[Kranny]

haha that videos class

[Omi]

si um em belfnddddddddd

[MC_SCOT-TEE]

Sit on my face and peddle my earssss :D

Pleaseee ;)

Hahaha :p

[Quinny]

ya like jewelery pet ??? well suck me cock it's a gem

[kenton-carlos]

"god you're ugly but I bet you feel good in the dark"